HARRO

Yes, I think the asian accent is the best invention ever. And the Indian accent is pretty intense too.

You vant to eat?

Vivek and I said that at the same time in Health class yesterday. It was an intense moment.
Anyways, now to make up for approximately 50, give or take 10, missed soundoffs.

Fake Name: Silver Cat. Except that's kinda getting old...I think I'll come up with something else later.

Age: 15! Now I can practice driving 3 mph in a parking lot. How exciting~

Height: Taller than Lar- jk, there's too many of those jokes already. I'm 5'6", gaining on you tall people >=]

Highlights of the summer:
Alaska cruise. The Second City comedy troupe is amazing xDD
SEP--Summer Enrichment Program down at University of Oregon. NERD CAMP YAY 8B
Haha I love cheerleaders. A few of them saw a ton of us nerds eating together in the dining hall, and they were like "What are you guys doing here?"
"We're at nerd camp! =DDD"
The cheerleaders go back to their table, like "Omg! There's NERDS here??"

And now that's school starting...
How's IB for you guys? Actually, scratch that. We should talk about non-depressing subjects.
:D

I went on a church fellowship camping/retreat thing that was a blessing in the midst of two-a- day football practice which is soreness, hard work, blood and sweat. Less blood, more sweat.
It was amazing. There's just some kind of natural intimacy from living, breathing, singing, praying, worshiping, living, cooking, huddling.
Were were sending off New Life seniors, [high school fellowship] and the head of New Life [Tung Do] was stepping down.
Everyone was laughing, reminicing about old times, then crying after peple began spontaneously stepping up to encourage the Seniors with life, how much they meant, and the future college, walk with God. Everone was blaming it on the smoke~
It was... a beautiful night.
Fire crackling, smores, hugs. . .
That moment, for me, defines fellowship. For a moment there, we weren't just a bunch of kids brought together by church, love for God, openness and worship... we were family. Communtity.
This could be, but isn't a shout out. y'know... come to Church! Go with me to Friday night fellowship!
But it's about something I learned in that moment.

Tung gave us a short but sweet lesson the morning after. He said that all of us yearn for something eternal. The soul yearns for eternal things. And when you start substituting non eternal things... whether it be intelligence, friends, relationships and intimacy; whether it be power or riches or grades...all eventually disappoint. Life becomes lacking. Can tell that something's missing.
And the yearning is unfufilled.

All except religion. God.

Everyone is chasing something. Worshiping something.
And the revelation hit me. It was so simple, but...
All I need is fellowship. a communitity. A family to rely on. I didn't need the approval of my sports coaches, ddin't need so many friends, didn't need relationships and girls to make me happy, secure.
Fellowship. Which I believe is something deeper than simple freindship... like where you can say 'I love ya, dawg' to another guy and he'll either laugh or right back atcha. It's where everyone's a brother or sister in Christ and everyone is open, caring, listening, joking.
Sure we argue, but the next day, it's fine. A 'lil cussing, but y'know...^^" We'd prolly get sick of each other after the first week.

But I realised that God is all I need. Where God is, there will be fellowship. Love, mercy, forgiveness... so dang abstract but... I can live without Anita. Secure, strong, caring... I don't need a girl, I've realized. Because ultimately, honestly, she only goes so far into my life. But God is everywhere, everything. . . He's so real...
I feel freer, somehow.
Of course, I'm still in love with Anita pretty badly. She's sweet, compassionate, caring. Loveable, hugable... one of those girls that are one of a kind amazing. Faults, but I'm okay with that.
But I've just realized that I've been letting her dictate my life. I'd be doing things for her, in her name, looking towards her for inspiration.... not that it's such a bad thing. In the name of love? There are plenty worse.
But now I know, well, I answer to something higher.
And that I'm under grace. Freedom. I've figured out what I want to leave behind, a 'legacy' of sorts, I've figured out for what I wanna live my life, how I want to.

Liberation, I think.

LalalaPomPom

Name:
Yes. I have one.

Age:
Two years and three months from legal adulthood.

Grade:
Sophomore

School Attending This Fall:
IL

School Starting Date:
August 31

Favorite Month:
December

What You've Done This Summer:
Road trip to Oregon, Road trip to Lake Chelan, Eat ice cream, Wasted time, Read 1/2 of the summer reading book, Caught a cold, Slept, Watch HP6 (which was mediocre), Surfed the internets, Volunteered.

What You Should've Done This Summer:
Finish the summer reading book and packet, Review Spanish, Learn calculus, Do the art homework, Exercise more.

What You're Going To Do The Rest Of This Summer:
Finish the summer reading book and packet, Do the art homework, Attempt to go through calculus textbook in two weeks, Review Spanish, Eat ice cream, More volunteering, Sleep.

The horrors of procrastination. Revamped.

august....

Name: Amanders.
Age: 14.
Grade: Freshie. that sounds so weird when.
School Attending This Fall: newport.
School Starting Date: august 31 -.-
Favorite Month: june.
What You've Done This Summer: went to taiwan. eat. watch tonight show and late night.
What You Should've Done This Summer: do homework. finish reading pride and prejudice. read more books. run more.
What You're Going To Do The Rest Of This Summer: ..... watch more tonight show and late night and do my homework and take a few runs to starbucks. there happens to be a starbucks pretty close to my house, but the problem is that getting there is all steeply downhill. coming back is basically hellish.

August Soundoff~!

FUCK.
It deleted my awesomesauce post.
Gah.
I quit.



--
Okay, okay.
-breathes slowly-
That pissed the crap out of me.
I'm really mad.
But after yelling a lot, hurting my foot and throwing something out of sight, I think I'll rewrite what I tried to post, okay?
Okay.

I'm starting the soundoff because the blog is dying. Not that I've been visiting XD

Name:
Age:
Grade:
School Attending This Fall:
School Starting Date:
Favorite Month:
What You've Done This Summer:
What You Should've Done This Summer:
What You're Going To Do The Rest Of This Summer:

Okayyy! I think I left out one. Uh...Anyways.

The control paste isn't working...

Name: Theresa
Age: 14
Grade: Sophomore
School Attending This Fall: Mercer Island High
School Starting Date: 2 Sep
Favorite Month: October
What I've Done This Summer: Wasted a lot of time on the computer, went to music camp (where I lost 5 pounds!), did a teeny tiny itty bitty bit of my summer homework.
What I Should've Done This Summer: All of my summer homework (hahah), SAT prep (I lost my SAT prep book...I don't even know how that happened, given that it's telephone book sized.), lots of piano-ish stuff, volunteering, a job shadow, art...
What I'm Going To Try To Do The Rest Of This Summer: Well, the rest of my summer homework, obviously. It depresses me. And SAT prep. If I can, ya know, find the book-thing. There's a piano recital-duet-thing on the 30th. I'm so screwed. For life. I'm watching Ivy's mom do an experiment thingy tomorrow. Lots of volunteering crap. D:

july soundoff.

:D

~the end.

June Soundoff~!

Name: Larry
Location: Home!! [as opposed to school]
Mood: Boredd... evaporatingly hot. ><
What are you doing over the summer?: Teaching myself to program in java. End-of-summer goal for programming is tetris ;] So far: tic-tac-toe and calculator work.
What do you look forward to the most?: Finishing junior year but not finishing senior year. harhar.
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?: It does, but nobody cares. In fact, if someone heard it, they wouldn't care. unless the tree landed on them.
If you were guaranteed success at anything/everything you did, what would you attempt?: Solve all of the Millenium Prize Puzzles (or the 6 remaining ones). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Prize_Problems
How are los kiddos?:
What kids? I don't know those youngsters bouncing around in the house because it's summer. .______."

Lalalapom

Name: Methinks you already know.
Location: In white padded room with no windows.
Mood: Indifferent.
Summer: I shall go on a ten day road trip down to California and take lots and lots of pictures. And then I will go see the HP movie and burst out into criticism over it. And eat lots and lots of ice cream. And obtain lots of community service hours.
Tree Falls: I say it does because the sound waves will still travel even if there will be no one there to interpret it as sound.
Guaranteed Success: Take over google. Because if I did and I could keep my position, I would be set for life (money, power, fame, all else that follows).
How are the kids: They are waiting impatiently for the last two days to pass by.

june soundoff....

Name: Amanders
Location: In front of Conan O'Brien [on a screen]
Mood: nostalgic. listening to photograph a ton of times.
Summer: TAIWAN, I'M COMING! Yes, i'm going in July, starting the 8th. It's going to be awesome. I don't like misquito bites though... I also don't like humidity. However, I'm still looking forward to just hanging out, you know. It's gonna be fun. No, I will not buy anything for you. lol.
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?: Ummm duh?
Success: I would get into NYC, get an intership at SNL, be able to still get good grades in my college classes, at the same time be able to participate and get to be known at an improv place, be recognized and get into SNL.
and not be hated.
so yah.
The KIDS: So it's the end of the year. Nobody checks blogger anymore cept for a few, which is sad. This blog started a year ago. Think about it... it's been a year. I remember what I blogged about last year. Now I'm the one going to highschool. The rest of you will be fine. I will not be fine. I will die. The end.
Well, the kids are last-minute cramming because we have one more Mr Black test on Friday. OHMIGOD! LAST TEST!! AMAZING. So that's what the kids are doing. The kids are also reminiscing. The kids aren't crying though. The kids will not cry. Because they are heartless. I just can't stand crying at school, because I feel sort of failure. But you know, we'll see.
not much to say.
I really miss you guys. Nobody comes to blogger.

Le Soundoff por Juno

Mkay.
Soundoff time.
I've been hesitant in pushing it out for this month because well
I HAVE BAD NEWS. Terrible, actually.

My beloved co-mod of this blog, Anita Lo, has been *gaspshockhorror* banned from blogspot, curtesy of her charming father. Let us all take a moment of silence to commemorate her contributions to this blog and her wonderful wit and humor.

-Silence-

Soundoff!
Name:
Location:
Mood:
What are you doing over the summer? What do you look forward to the most?:
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?:
If you were guaranteed success at anything/everything you did, what would you attempt?:
How are los kiddos? (Because I don't know how to actually say children in Spanish):

Name: Bonnie Pan
Location: Between Elysium and the Inferno
Mood: Flipping tired
Summer funzies: I'm going to Maryland. While I'm there, I'll take a detour to New York. I look forward to admiring the sights of Times Square, buying cheap counterfeit items off the streets, getting my portrait done by a caricature artist, and visiting the Empire State Building (and pretending to wait for my Cary Grant at the very top!). In Maryland, I'm pretty much just excited to see and spend time with my dad. I only hope it won't be too awkward =(
Tree falling!: No because Macbeth will join forces with Lee Min Ho and together with mathematical equations relating to the shapes and forms of conics they will create a mutant teenage ninja turtle, find the perpetrator of this obomination, and destroy the tree from which the non-sound is coming from.
The goals-oriented, reach-for-the-stars question: I really like this question actually. The first time I heard it, I stopped for a moment and thought about how little I actually try in many things I do. Not preposterously difficult things, but in ordinary things. If I put a little more effort into the things I currently am occupied with, would I have a better quality of life? Would I go to bed earlier? Would I be able to say that I lived a year of my life without regrets? Wonder wonder.
And how are the kids?: They're busybusybees working on their Macbeth skit and whatnot. They're worried a little bit about the history project, but they have a substitute teacher and she's not all too bright when it comes to grading so they're not too preoccupied with that. The youngest one came down with a ruthless cough, but she's just gotten over that, so her mom and her sibs are all quite happy. The oldest has just gotten his yearbook after paying a fine for his Summer Reading Book. (Talk about overdue....) He feels a bit pathetic because he's barely signed any yearbooks and it makes him feel like a loozer.

Have a Great Summer!!! I may or may not do a July Soundoff, but we'll see!!! I'll have internet access probably, and if I get super bored in Maryland, I'll take time to write one. I forgot how enjoyable writing soundoffs used to be (still are, for me, maybe because I just like to spout words about my life. Self-absorbed? I don't think so. Creative and eager to put down ideas/life stories on paper/posts, yes mmhm).

Es na soundoff. But just as cool.

AT FPS INTERNATIONALS 2009. (Anita's take.)
Planned a date in the Microsoft Public Bathroom, which is free. And also has music. And exotic ... er ... ..... .. .. . .. .smells. *twitch* Larry's idea I swear. Went on a date with Bonnie. In the airport bathroom. Experiences galore.
Made a soap opera. David should be a comedy actor =] Also we sang loudly and obnoxiously to a bunch of songs, and David could also be an opera diva. Yes.
Finally experienced REAL jetlag. Slept a lot. ATE SO MUCH. I think I could have gained an extra stomach. Except you can't see it. Just wait. I'll die of a heart attack next year because of all the oily fatty cloggy stuff. EEEEEEEEww
Sang a bunch of songs, danced to Wannabe in our dorm room (Lucinda and Angela didn't dance T.T" which left me and Bonnie.) and watched a bunch of cute Flash animations. Read David's Chinese homework, played Tooth or Dare and Truth or Door, watched Michael dance/lip sync to the Pokemon theme song, listened to epic tales about squishing flies, experimented with different ways of flushing the toilet *shiftyeyes!shiftyeyes.*
Exchanged a bunch of souvenirs, ate some ICE CREAM (which, by the way, wasn't wonderful/that much different from our ice cream. I guess most cows give the same tasting milk. o.O) phoned home, went to a dance, took speed showers in order to not stand in that creepy dirty shower stall too long, ranted about the chaperones (10:00PM is too early for a high school field trip curfew >[ roar.)
Took a test, made a skit, didn't get a trophy (got a placque, alright.) didn't get a medal. Lost to the guys, discovered that our rank got inputted wrong, got either 15th (with messed up ranking) or 12th (with self-corrected ranking.) Was happy the guys got trophies! And extra thing...board...with shiny metal on it! Was slightly jealous of them, rabidly reviewed test, moaned, sulked, got over it eventually.
Read some fairy tales in the back of a used book shop, belted out random Jonas Brothers' songs while walking in downtown East Lansing, took a picture with a statue of a guy that was really, really tall and stood in awkward positions *twitch*, exchanged height jokes with Larry, was NOT fooled by magic lock-pushing skills of Michael/Bonnie, ate a lot of Asian candy,
Took a lot of random pictures with our awesome team t-shirts, risked my life while waking up THE BUNNY *doom*, made an amazing chorus ("seriously?" "Seriously." "SERIOUSLY!!" "seriously.!" etc...), taught Preston how to be a gentleman from a Borders book, thought that the plane was crashing when it landed, ate half a Whopper, poked at the death-inducing soysauce-soaked rice that Preston was eating, drank tons of Fanta, heard a very special story about a SNAKE and a LEVER
Almost missed dinner, slept through breakfast, ate ice cream/popsicle thing almost every day, spazzed out at the DONUTS!, scolded Bonnie for not finishing her food, was an extremely good example at finishing all her food, sneezed, watched people get sick, hung a lot of things from around her neck because of all the stuff (pouch, lanyard, passport, cellphone), bounced on the bed, drank ginger ale + took 'drunk' pictures, was hyper, was sleepy, was WHOA'd, was happy.

Problem: THERE'S LIKE, EIGHTY MILLION TWENTY NINE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED FOURTY THREE TONS OF MAKE UP WORK TO DO.
Curse you, fools! I WANT AN EXTRA DAY TO MAKE UP WORK *sobs*
*stops wasting time*
*I wish*

ONOZ.

Dammit! My computer is cracking o__O;
I need to be kinder to it. Part of the metal is splitting in half.
Seriously.
SPLITTING.
WTF?
Ahhhhh...!!!!111
x__X;

...
-hunts for warrantee-

Essay: Intro

Do you seek Amy?
f-u-c-k-n-o-?

Disclaimer: I'm just writing, and blogger's just my medium. Yay! Crits appreciated, but honestly... this is more for myself...^^

This is a world of computers, internet, and global connectivity.
Flip on the computer, IM, blog, email, and most infamously... facebook...*dum-dum dum*
This is the first in a series of essays [ironically written on blogger] to voice maybe what we all have been thinking at the back of our minds. This is addicting. Ridiculous. Time consuming.
And yet we do it.
Procrastination! There was a study that compared facebook users to non-facebook users... guess who consistantly had better grades?
Facebook offers a world of knowing 'more people,' communicating with more people, jokes and amusement and something to do when bored.
Yet I'm worried we're breeding a new generation slowly becoming less and less personal--a new era in Western, US life. Less personal and more 'popular.'
Another study showed that peeple who spend considerable time with online communication are less facially expressive. *remembers reading that*
That's the loss of personality. The other part is popularity... when was the last time you walked to a friends house to say hello, unplanned? That was common 'back in the day.' The last time you study-grouped, talked with people's parents, hung at someone's house, had a deep conversation with someone. When was the last time you initiated something, took the first step. Man upped. When was the last time you made a new, close friend?

Looking back, I'm thinkin to myself... whoa. Where'd they go? What happened to my 'core friends'? Let's see. Ben. He's dependable, and during the time I set aside for him, we laugh loud, hilariously, and still manage to inject conversation with a touch of...something. Anita. She's a good listener and knows how to make me laugh. And then suddenly... wait a second. Andrew? I have a brotherly rivalry towards him, though.

I find myself moving closer to that [all around popular] but [lack core friendship group] area, and... well...

[truth]: There are very few people I can confide in
[truth]: Haven't been lookin'.

Here's where being proactive comes in. Proactivity! Trying to become more active... and it's paying off. Running extra leads to talking with Matt and Kristine, opens oppertunities to get faster, stay in shape, and let me have a hilarious afternoon with Andrew, Kevin, Jonathan at the tennis courts.

And boom. Here are friends right here.

Y'see, proactivity is just doing as many sports as you can, cramming as many AP classes as possible, working your butt off.

It's the effort to say hi and make conversation. To laugh loud, confide in others, take that first step towards...well...everything. Break procrastination.
And in this world full with internet, cell phones, texting, IM, well... it's gonna be a habit hard to break...

[first in a four? part essay?]

I'm done.

Woke up after restless night.
Got dressed.
Brushed teeth.
Forgot to brush hair.
Ate a relatively good breakfast.
Went to school.
Took AP World History test.
Got ditched.
Called mom.
Got picked up.
Am at Microsoft. Eating Mongolian grill. Watching Youtube videos. Facebooking. Hoorah.

so much for me and posting often.

Do you seek Amy?
nope.

Name: Larry
Location: at home
Mood: cramming
Favorite Snack Food: chips or gummies :]
Catchphrase:
APs?! How many, when, thoughts on them? Or (if, by the time you are answering this, they are already over) how did you do? 1--AP World. Apparently it's really easy but i'm worried D=
How are les enfants?
They're cramming. Not much else to say.
The older one programmed a game in Java. You have two characters (by character's I mean letters or numbers, not animated living creatures) that bounce around on the screen. The goal of the game is to squish one out of the screen. It really isn't a very exciting game.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Do you seek Amy?
Hmm... If it makes you happy, I have no problem with you if-you're-seek-ing aMy.
And you your reaction is 'Really, Preston?', my response is, Why put it up on the initial tag in the first place? Askin' for it...x]
[-ing like rabbits] is another fun phrase!
How are the kids? They're...[insert here]!

...*sighs*
Anyways, on to the serious stuff...

ANNOUNCEMENT

It's officially Mother's day. . . !
If you don't tell your mom you appreciate her, if you don't tell your mom you love her... heck, if you forgot or if you didn't get her anything,
Preston's gonna say 'wow.'Wow! You're coooolll...*coughlosercough*
So cool you deserve a ten [censored] cent hallmark card [censored]-ing stuck up your [censored]-ing [censored]-[censored] [censored].
AHAHAHAHAAAA... i.e.... you failfailfailfailllllllll...at life.
Mmk. -.-"

But seriously? Moms, dads... they don't get enough appreciation as it is. They aren't given a maual, they're about as knowlegeable as you are... and yet they raise you the best they can, put up with your complaining, whining, sulking, moods...
They love you. They make sacrifices for you. They've sacrificed their entire middle aged life for you! Remeber to thank them, give them a hug, treat 'em both extra special tonight. You chance to show them, well, you love them! Which, hopefully, you do...x]

Tonight, or last night, was the first annual 'Parent Appreciation Night' at my church!
And I served my parents dinner, made them dessert, and gave a rambling[kinda] but hopefully heartfelt speech about them 'tolerating' me at home when I'm late, when I use up all the hot water in the shower...x] Despite bing far from a perfect son... they have my back.
And standing back... there's not one time they've chosen to abandon me. Thankyou, mom, dad!
I love them so muchhh...
But I'm not done yet! Tomorrow is Mother's day...^^"

Now it's your turn. What are you going to do? What did you do?
Time to rock and roll...! =]
Have fun!

YAY I WON.

Whee! x3 After the runoff (second time voting, it was too close the first time) they announced that I'm Business Manager for next year x3
Heheh, just hadddd to share that.
:D

LALALA

Name: You tell me.
Location: Someplace of my own creation.
Mood: Bored.
Favorite snack food: Ice cream.
Catchphrase: "I like bunnies!"
APs: Gee. I am going to alone on Friday when everyone is taking APWH. Yay me.
How are les enfants? Bored.

amanders and the may soundoff

Name: Amadners. yes.
Location: under a rock.
Mood: bored bu content. no HW cept for HW that i can procrastinate on until tomorrow. and screw this essay. im not gonna study for it. :'D
Favorite Snack Food: CHIPS. my mom gets these really good veggie chips from costco. theyre super awesome. and fattening. x]
Catchphrase: "YOU'RE A NOOB." or just plain "NOOB." i try not to use stupid comebacks like "your face" now, because that shows little intelligence and skill. although i really dont have any skill. *cries at thought of impossible future*
APs?! How many, when, thoughts on them? Or (if, by the time you are answering this, they are already over) how did you do? amanders is in 8th grade. although at this time next year, i will be taking the APWH test. just to let you know.
How are les enfants? les enfants sont tres contentes. oui, tout les enfants sont femmes. [bonnie, i forgot the difference between tout and tous. *fails*] les enfants veulent [sp?] manger des chocolate mais elles ne les ont pas. [i feel like im messing up the grammar.] elles aiment le track!! mais une femme a un tres mal mile-time. 8:28. bah humbug! elle pleure. les enfants avaient BEAUCOUP de tres difficults examens dans le cours de francais et la/ss.
MK DONE WITH FRENCH.
anyways, for those who aren't in french, you try to translate, MK?!
oh btw, 24 hours relay! :DD

May Soundoff (Theresa)

Do you seek Amy?
If you seek Amy. (:

Name: Theresa. (for Business Manager x3)
Location: Crapland.
Mood: Frustrated. We're having a dumbass run-off election on Wednesday because apparently her being 8 votes ahead wasn't enough to decide. Oh well, opportunity for me to become BM (:
Favorite Snack Food: I like candy 8D
Catchphrase: I don't really have one...I've been using random witty things that I didn't come up with to irritate the brains out of people. Bwahahah. It's all part of my evil plan to make everyone stupid so MIT accepts me out of desperation.
APs?! Eh, 0. /gaspshockhorror/ Indeed, 0. MI doesn't offer APs for freshmen or sophomores. Lucky me.
So How Are The Kids?: ;OUIHWAE;JF;ASOJDIF!!! GODS I'M SO ANNOYED BY THE RESULTS OF THE VOTING GAHHHHHHHH SIJDFLIEJFLDKJF!!! /fail/ I neeeeeeed this. I neeeeed to win. I'm goinggggg to win. -scowls- I'll go around tomorrow. I'm skipping 6th period to campaign during 1st lunch. GAH HUMBUGMUFFINCRAP.

WHOOPS.

FORGOT ABOUT THIS, OH DEAR OH DEAR.
I'll do both soundoffs. :3
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Do you seek Amy?
all day long.

- - - - - -

Name~ Ivy :D
Location~ Tumblr.
Gender~ HMM, I DONT KNOW.
Shoe Size~ Lol, 7.5 to eight.
Height~ SHUT UP, I'm only 5'3.5" D: 5'4" on a good day ;D
Weight~ 106. Grrr, be quiet. >.>
Favourite Restaurant~ OH I AM SUCH A FATTY I HAVE LOTS! Cheesecake Factory, Chuan1 Ba4 Wang2, Toy's Cafe, this one teriyaki place in Factoria, California Pizza Kitchen, Rock Bottom, lalala I DONT CARE FOOD IS GOOD.
Colour of Current Clothes~ Black. Red. Black. Some more black? /: Lol. XD
Spring Sport~ Badminton. It's over on Wednesday though :C
So, how are the kids?~ Pretty happy. Frustrated at chem. Tumblring, the usual. ;D

Name: hasn't changed to my knowledge.
Location: on my chaaaair.
Mood: Bored. Lazy!
Favorite Snack Food: chex mix, darn, i'm so fat D:
Catchphrase: I have no idea. I've been using the world silly a lot recently.
APs?! How many, when, thoughts on them? Or (if, by the time you are answering this, they are already over) how did you do? Would not like to talk about them. Next thursday, AP world. ewww, gross D:
How are les enfants? SLEEPYYYYYY lalala insane.

May-bees don't fly in September. (Probably.)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ABOVE PROVERB MEANS. *scratches head*

Name: Aniiiiita.
Location: Inside the belly of a turtle-dove who lives in the hyperwebnetwork world next to THADDIS ABARBER.
Mood: Studiously stupefied. i.e. I studied until I felt like a complete lump of nothing-jelly. This is a strangely adverse effect of a practice that should make you smarterrrr?
Favorite Snack Food: ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM. does that count?
Catchphrase: I don't think I have one. Recently I've been using "WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL????" to start random conversations. Also if someone swears, "______ SAID A BAD WORD!!!!" I kinda gave up on that a little bit thouugh.
APs?! How many, when, thoughts on them? Or (if, by the time you are answering this, they are already over) how did you do?
AP should stand for ADOLESCENT PERSECUTION. seriously. XP Anita only has to take APWorld but still. EWWWWWWWW...! I am frightened of this exam. our mock was alright. I should skip more Mult-choice questions = more points. also I should study. x.x"
Next year I will loathe AP's even more. x.x"""
*not ready*
How are les enfants?
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-.-"
ALJHFD.
okay anyway. the kids are studying for dear life, or at least attempting. THEY'RE EXHAUSTEDDDDD. Also they're getting really boring. None of them are saying anything interesting. One of the boys wants a spiky pink banana to fall from the sky into a hollowed out CAN-eloupe. This is how bored he is.
They also ARE EXCITED FOR FPS-INTERNATIONAL but think that all the hype about H1N1 is reeeeeedikalus. Sheeeshhhh. && needs to practice writing actionplan/solutions FASTER. *deadfish*
*YAWWWWN*
Anita's going to sleep REAL soon.
One girl is really not wanting to do Monday-Stairs tomorrow. *sobs* WHYYYY. But oh well. x.x" she won't die. MAYBE.

Good thing it's not September? I think.

May...Beware the ides of...May....

Let's get right to it.

Name:
Location:
Mood:
Favorite Snack Food:
Catchphrase:
APs?! How many, when, thoughts on them? Or (if, by the time you are answering this, they are already over) how did you do?
How are les enfants?

Name: Bonnie
Location: Aytch-ee-double hockey sticks
Mood: Freaked out for APCS.
Snack Food: Chips. Mmm.
Catchphrase: Apparently, I say "Wooooow" a lot. I also employ such insults as "You're dumb. Dummy."
APs?! 2. Computer science and world history. APCS: THIS TUESDAY. T_T. APWH: NEXT THURSDAY. T_T. I'm scareeeeed.

How are the children? Getting fatter. They'll go on diets after the AP tests. But right now, they find much comfort in food. mmm.

Michael is an April fool.

Do you seek Amy? Found her already.

Name: Michael/Master/Lord/Dude/Dookiemaster
Location: In a chair at Microsoft, with all the Chinese and Indian people
Gender: MALE
Shoe Size: A bajillion (you know what they say about guys with big feet right? BIG SHOES!)
Height: Tall-ish
Weight: I'm a fattie, but I don't weigh a lot.
Favourite Restaurant: Favorite restaurant...nonono that's me thinking! Backspace backspace backspace NO Backspace!!!
What do I say if I want you to delete something? NO.
*giggle* That's hard. No, Nooooo! *giggle*
Ahhh, what? Uhhhh...no! *giggle* Por que no? That's correct. MM.
My favorite restaurant is...I dunno, I kinda just like everything. I don't play favorites with restaurants.
Colour of Current Clothes: Green and blue. My two faves.
Spring Sport: Soccer dude. Soccer is the shiz. I like soccer. Because it is the shit. Hey! Shizz. No I don't cuss. No but I didn't even say shiizle. No! But I don't cuss, so I feel bad about saying it, even though I'm not really saying it.
Chris! Suh-ay. Okay uh go down.
So, how are the kids? Knew you were gonna do that. The kids are cool, spelled k-e-w-l. I knew you were gonna do that too. Life is good.
Nothing? Okay! Think.
But what if I start talking to myself. Are you gonna record my conversation with myself? Man it already looks like that!
My name a Borat! I like-ah you, do you like-ah me? Aw no answer. But I didn't say aw. I just said no answer. Um.
I already said the kids are cool. No, no I have more to say though.
Um. Hubujigabuh.
The kids are enjoying guitar class right now. Ring ring! But I said ruh-ring.
So the kids are enjoying guitar. And...and...Michael um, he uh, wants uh, to learn Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple. Because the chords are amazing. But I need to talk more about the song. I am buh? No! I didn't say that. Oh okay then.
Ohhh...MMM MMM. That doesn't look very much like choking. This is the most awkward blog post I've ever made. We should do this more often.
Um...how does that song go? *slaps butt* Those were my...cheeks. Hey!!! You can't bend my words! What is this?
I need to go on Youtube for a second. And you can type that. This is it.
So as I was saying, the opening chord intro thing fo the song is amazing. Because it sounds like DUN DUN DUN...DUN DUN DUH NUH....DUH DUH DUH...DUH DUN...That's ok. So even if I can't learn the whole song, I want to learn at least that part.
And the next thing, which is even bigger, is that Michael got his nails painted. WHAT?!?! Got his nails painted a beautiful shade of...what color is this? What the heck? Mulberry. I mean, Michael got his nails painted a beautiful shade of mulberry. VERY NICE. *snicker* Very you nice? MMM. I don't know are we? I usually don't have a closing statement.

Dennis- April soundoff

Do you seek Amy?
Naw, she wasn't worth seeking. Too drugged up and hyped up.

Name~Dennis (notcake)
Location~Home
Gender~errr, Im feeling male today
Shoe Size~ I forget lol.
Height~ 5' 9"? i think
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.) its somewhere inbetween 130 and 140 lol It changes everyday =P
Favourite Restaurant~ Anywhere but bamboo garden
Colour of Current Clothes~brown, blue
Spring Sport~ none, but if i were to do one itd be track, even if i realllly suck at running.
So, how are the kids?~ good, good. Haven't posted on the blog in a while. They're really *cramming* for AP tests COUGHCOUGH. lol my mom wants me to study in my free time, but that's not really like me. WASL week is over, now they actually have to do homework, its sad. Uhhh can't wait for Dallas. World competition for VEX robotics. Its cool. I get to miss 3 days of school and ill be gone for like 4 or 5 I think.

'Cuz that's how we [Cinnamo]roll.

Name~ Mango Pudding. Also DIM SUM PENGUIN. But that comes after.
Location~ The remains of your brains. I am a figment. Of your imagination? I should hope not. That would be extremely depressing. I would much rather be a figment of my own imagination. Though how would that work? *deep philosophical stance* *grows beard* *strokes*
Gender~ Why on EARTH would you question THAT? *shiftyeyes*
Shoe Size~ Okay so I have a pair of Nikes that says 4, and then I have a pair of sandals that say 3, and then I have dress shoes and are ackshually my mom's but I wear them for orchestra concerts and they say 5. This leads me to conclude that my average shoe size is 5+4+3 divided by 3 = 4. How very pointless. My Nikes were correct.
Height~ TALLER THAN ... *looksaround* HIM. *points in random direction* When everyone looks that way, I will hide under a stone and plot to shave a few cm off Bonnie's height.
Weight~ Okay we were experimenting with this in the weight room. I weigh between 110-100 pounds because if I sit on the arm of this one weight machine it'll go down at 100, and it won't go down starting at 110 so I'm assuming it's somewhere between there. I'M SO GENIUS. Our scale is broken. *sobs*
Favourite Restaurant~ haha. (contributes to above) I would like to say THE WARM BEACH CAFETERIA but that doesna count as a restaurant. I also very much liked the restaurant on the Alaska cruise but that doesn't really count since it's moving on water. I like ICE CREAM. Does that help? at all?
Colour of Current Clothes~ PENGUIN PAHJAHMMERS. blue? with blue+white penguins on them. and also ... blue.
Spring Sport~ SLEEP MARATHONS. Oh, they are intense. If only I got more practice... *sobs* Also track but that doesn't even count does it? Nothing compared to SLEEP MARATHONS. YAY!!!!!!!!! *keelsover*
So, how are the kids?~
Okay so the oldest one would like to remind you all that GOM GOM GOM WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH FRESHIE YEAR AND WE'RE NTO DEAD GOM GOM but AP WORLD TEST GOM GOM GOM. Also she's started to act really hyper and stuff and made up a new word to say OMG! Except it says GOM because it's so much easier to say in normal conversation! GOM. This is brilliant.
The second oldest ran up and down 3 flights of stairs for 45 minutes with a 5 minute break in between after running about 2 miles and then afterwards they did ankle weights + core. She is quite tired but SHE GOT HOME AND HAD SODA GOM GOM GOM. It was ahhhmazing. She hasnot had soda for longer than she can remember *floats on soda bubble high*
Also the youngest would like to eat ice cream or drink soda and also she is not getting enough sleep. Also she thinks she is too obsessive about Preston but the older
Also all of the girls would like to inform you that they drove the boys into hiding because recently the girls have been so high that the boys have quietly slipped away to avoid being mobbed by girly thoughts such as GOM! THAT SHIRT IS SO...HOLD UP. THIS SHINY REQUIRES FULL ATTENSHUNS.

Do you seek Amy? Dude. I couldn't figure that song out for so long. And then Bonnie informed me. I was absolutely shocked.
This is a sad and shocking world.
GOM stands for Guzzling Orange Mangoes. Just so you know.

Name~ Larry

Location~ Room

Gender~ Male

Shoe Size~ 10-11 but growing o____o

Height~ 5'3" >___<

Weight~ 106.9 warm ^^

Favourite Restaurant~ Phuket--pronounced foo-kay...some thai thing

Colour of Current Clothes~ Green and blue and white o____o

Spring Sport~ Badminton? :D a bunch of guys always show up for girls' badminton

So, how are the kids?~

hrm. well the older talked to some upperclassmen he knew. actually just one. apparently he is extremely smart with computers and all; in fact he claimed he assembled a computer when he was in 3rd grade. wow.
at any rate, my son got passed all the firewalls on his computer and is now able to access all the random sites he wants.
as for the younger one, he has fallen in love with shopping and the metro. i took a look at his backpack and found a bunch of candy and cookies and all that good stuff. it's a good thing he's asian enough to find the stuff that's on sale and visit various stores for the cheapest prices, especially in this falling economy. .___."

yes!

Do you seek Amy?
^i searched everywhere, but i couldnt find her. we eventually saw her on the news; evidently she was taken aboard on a pirate boat and dropped off in the middle of an island in the middle of the atlantic, the worst ocean, but was then spotted by a paparazzi camera in a helicopter that happened to fly over, but as the heli landed the island disappeared (lost? XD) and they never saw Amy again. However, a certain singer who goes by the name of britney spears is said to resemble her closely, so ima go hunt her down and assassinate her for ditching me. how dare she! *throws old cucumber*

Phoosh

Name: Bunny
Location: Little house with a computer.
Gender: Female
Shoe Size: 7? 8?
Height: Around 5'5"
Weight: Around 100 lbs
Favourite Restaurant: Bunny will just go with Tokyo. They have good sushi.
Colour of Current Clothes: Dark blue. Light blue. Lighter blue. Purple. Black.
Spring Sport: Internet surfing.
So, how are the kids? Meh.

oh how i wish i went to shinhwa high. lol.

Name~ XiaoLongBao

Location~ HeeHee Land

Gender~ Unspecified.
Shoe Size~ Um. Like a 5?

Height~ Haha Theresa, this is more cruel than the next question.

Weight~ Lykeeee....90ish pounds? *Runs upstairs to check* Well myyy balance says exactly 90 pounds, but I'm hesitant to take its word for it.

Favourite Restaurant~ Right at home :)

Colour of Current Clothes~ Pink and black (it's not as intense as it sounds: Pink pjs and my Robotics shirt.)

Spring Sport~ Studying for APs....

So, how are the kids?~ Say my kid's name is Sally. I will prove, using the Direct Proof Method, that if APs are in a month, then Sally is sad.

Tests make students sad. Advanced Placement tests are tests. Therefore Advanced Placement tests make students sad.

Sally is a student. Therefore Advanced Placement tests make Sally sad, whether they are in a month or in a year. (The application of being sad-making is unconditional, so Advanced Placement tests will always make students like Sally sad.) Therefore, if AP tests are in a month, then Sally is sad.
Sally is sad. The sadness is infectious. Hence, my kids are sad. All of them. Boo hoo.

APOLOGY and THANKULATION

(Well I didn't want to say Apology and Thanksgiving, hmm?)

APOLOGY on behalf of Anita and myself for not doing the soundoff.

THANKULATION to Theresa, who wrote the soundoff as I and Anita were MIA.

well then april soundoff, i spose.

wheehehehehe.
Name~ Amanders
Location~ Sleeping on the bed.
Gender~ It.
Shoe Size~ Usually around 4.5. *fails* i can never buy really awesome running shoes cuz they only sell them in 5 or 6 and above. it makes me mad. >:[
Height~ 5 ft 2.5 in. *falls over and forces self to grow* that didnt make sense
Weight~ 100 lb, approx.
Favourite Restaurant~ i dont eat out much.... but FRANCE is teh best. FAUCHON!!!! *falls over at prices*
Colour of Current Clothes~ black (big climb tshirt. im in my pjs, everyone). and grey capris.
Spring Sport~ OMG TRACK STARTS SOON IM SO EXCITING OMGOMGOMG! and badminton as always.
So, how are the kids?~ this kid is really overloaded. we had a test about a week ago, i think two now, but we have another test on wednesday. i am not even remotely prepared. i am going to suffer and fail.
math is going well though, im getting As on all my tests, finally! but i still have an 87%, hopefully will go up to an A after she enters in the test we just took. which was very happy, cuz i got EVERYTHING! even the really hard one that a lot of people got confused on. i dont wanna gloat, but i feel smart for once in my life.
i keep getting sleepy, especially this week. i wanted to sleep until the next day the moment i got home from school. it's not very helpful when i need to read that stupid book. >___>
i wanna go back to france. *sob*
parks and rec=loool. tom is awesomesauce.
wasl is so stupid, especially the science one. this kid as well as the other multiple kids at school feels like its a waste of time.
the kids want summer to come, but doesnt want to go to high school. one more freaking quarter, seriously.... i feel like i just joined mr black's class, while i felt like i had been in ms b's class for way too long. i guess that's what comes with being in her class for all three years -.-'' but HIGH SCHOOL, SERIOUSLY? *headwall* D:
the kids are going to TAIWAN!!!!! *runs in circles*
I CANNOT WAIT.
FINALLY!! AFTER... what is it, 6 or 7 years?!
yaaaay. this is why im looking forward to summer

this kid is writing too much. seal out!

with my freeze ray i will stop the world....
~dr horrible

April Soundoff

As Amanders so kindly pointed out, it's halfway through the month...and we still don't have a soundoff! I'm afraid our blog is dying. Or maybe Anita and Bonnie are just gone for the month XD
Anywhoo, I made a soundoff. (:

Name~
Location~
Gender~
Shoe Size~ (feeling random ;D)
Height~ (.__.)
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.)
Favourite Restaurant~ (contributes to above)
Colour of Current Clothes~
Spring Sport~ (It doesn't reallyyyy have to be a sport...my sport would probably be slacking off ;__;)
So, how are the kids?~


Is lame. .__. Okiedokies, time for me to answer it x3

Name~ ThErEsA. (:
Location~ At HoMe.
Gender~ FeMaLe.
Shoe Size~ You know, I could never figure this one out. My sneakers are size 7.5, my spikes are 7s, and my converse are 5.5. /frowns/
Height~ 5'6" now!
Weight~ Fatter than you +__+
Favourite Restaurant~ Um...I don't really know. CPK is a really good one...there's this asian-food one called lao3 shi4 chuan (sp?)...-mumbles- I like food. 8D
Colour of Current Clothes~ Orange (Relay shirt...btw, you guys doing that? Signups coming up fast.), Hot Pink (Izza skirt.), Black (Socks. XD)
Spring Sport~ Slacking off. (And Track/Field...but that's not nearly as impressive. .__. I hurdle/sprint. n.n)
So, how are the kids?~ Insane! Wah, the older kid's grades are dying /sniff/ T__T I think it's got to do with her totally failed only math test (16/25) and above-par (I couldn't figure this out. In golf, lower numbers are better...so sub-par should be like, excellent! /frowns/) English in-class essay (I got a B-. T__T Though it really was crap...hrm.) Otherwise, she's okay. Though I think she might be smoking pot or something in her free time--she's being such a strange kid. The littler one...eh, I won't even try. He's a failure at life, honestly. Jeez. His source of all knowledge is Captain Underpants. Yes, really. This is the future generation...aren't you proud?

Omg! So we got to look at a blob of tummy fat with a belly button piercing and flobby butt cheeks at the Internation Assembly for school yesterday. She was a 'Brazilian dance teacher' who is reknowned for teacher people all over the northwest.
To be quite honest? Her outfit might have fit on a Vegas show, but she looked like a stripper or a too-old, slightly-chubby prostitute. XD It was essentially a really skimpy bikini top with a thong...all in bright shades of pink.
Ah, and we can't forget the glitter and beads, can we? Her whole outfit was made of beads. (They kept falling off while she was seizure-ing for three minutes, in the disguise of crimping. The janitor had to clean them before the next act.)
Oh yeah--she was wearing a purple feather-thing on her head, and white ostrich-feather-like-thingies on her back that she kept flapping back and forth. I don't know exactly what she was going for...
And the idea behind wear-very-little-to-get-guys'-attention was excellently presented, as during the applause, about 2/3 of the guys stood up. X__x

amanders is

-slightly worried about this blog. it's april 17, and there's no soundoff? none?

Dun dun dun.

I'm back.
Just in case you didn't know.

Also, I would like to point out that
NEWPORT/INTERLAKE [Interport? Newlake? Whateverrrrrr] COMPLETELY MUNCHED EVERYONE AT THE FPS WASHINGTON STATE BOWLLLL.

s h o u t o u t :
Peter 1st in Individual Senior division
Juli-Shanyi-Livvie-Kayla 2nd in Senior division
Preston-David-Larry-Michael 2nd in Middle Division
AAAAAND.
most importantly...
ANGELA-ANITA-BONNIE-LUCIE FIRST IN MIDDLE DIVISION!!!!!!
Yus.

*ishappy*
Preston-David-Larry-Michael (that's too long to type. Henceforth known as the D'LMP. The lump. Haha. Sorry. Kay. I'll type it out.) won first in Middle Division Skits! They were very good. Except we were better but got second. *sobs*
They got 20 points better than us on skits. [shaaaame]
I should not continue to gloat over them for winning. It is quite tempting, though.

Well still ALL INTERLAKE TEAMS MADE IT TO INTERNATIONALS
I'm super excited. 'specially about missing half a week of school WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *wins*
'cept it's gonna be reallyyyyyyy expensive X.x' *cringe*

Spring Break is too short. And too long at the same time.

Busting our...

I've been drifting, for a while now...
Wondering, like... hell, wondering what to do with my life? xD
Sports~A football player, a wrestler, a hurdler with readhead, young, irish coach Barto who works us the hardest, longest out of any of the other coaches. Physically strong, one of the buff-est in my class.
Anita~ s2
School~Working towards that 4.0 GPA. . .
. . .

Wandering.

Blogging suffers... rarely post anything, if I reply at all.

My spirituality suffers... like, I'm. . . not. Something's not working.

Anyways. Enough of that.

Todayyy... is March! March madness, anyone? All that basquetbol and betting... supposedly Obama has a 'bracket'... whatever that means...^^
Says the guy that knows exactly nothing about professional basketball, but only that apparently Kobe Bryant is amazing good, that Seattle lost the Sonics, and betting on basketball is pretty big. And so are basketball jerseys.

Story:
There's this shortish, ridiculously muscles irish, 20-ish, readhead guy that lifts hundreds of pounds and runs heck a fast... a what, 4.5 second 40m dash? Which is almost 10 meters a second? Set some records at Newport years back, 2000-something.
Anyways, we [all the hurdlers] were running stairs, up and down and up and down... when
And after, we were lounging around, panting, at the bottom of the stiarwell in the commons.
Barto teaches seventh grade health classes in Kent full time, and we were all talking about his newest lesson. . .
"Contraception"
And breaking into heaving laughter--didn't help we'd just run 30 minutes roughly, of stairs. With a two minute break in the middle somewhere.
"For some reason, all my kids think using two condoms is better than one"
And got questions like "Could I use a ziplock bag and rubber band?"
"How do you put a condom on?"
And... well...
How about I change topics... try to keep this blog vaguely "G" rated, right? x3

The fastest Freshman on the hurdling team, Collin McDonald, was [according to Barto], jumping! and was too high! over the hurdles. Collin was like "What? But I don't wanna bust my balls!
Some background... Collin's like this pretty short, blonde headed kid with an attitude and a surefire grin. And it sucks to be short when you're doin' high hurdles.
Barto was like..."Oh? Well, what's the actual word for 'balls'?
Collin scratched his head..."What, balls?"
"No! Like, the other name for 'em"
[By now, all like, seven, eight of the hurdlers begin to turn their way, intrested]
"Nuts?"
"No, no. Don't you remember, from health?"
"The scrotum, Collin"
"Oh yeahhh... don't wanna bust my... scrotum...*squints*"
Everyone chuckles.

One last hurdling story.
Louie, as everyone calls him, is one of our best hurdlers. Even so, one day as Barto was using a camcorder to record running form, Louie was preparing... lunged off the block... and immediately, first hurdle, flew over, hooked the hurdle with his foot, and went flying, sprawled across the track in almost slow motion.
... Louie, a bunch of hurdlers, we all ran to watch the video... Barto even rewound it, found the slow motion button, and we laughed harddd... it was amazing. And brightened our running day

...

Those are the simple things that make hurdling worth it. Despite the risk of us guys on the team "busting our... uh...
x3

Name: Beebopdeboo.
Location: That awkward place between birth and death.
Hair color: Dark brown
Hair color I would like to have: Well it depends if I'm Asian or not. If I was white, I'd want bright [natural!] red hair. But being Asian, I like my hair color, cuz it's super light and it has tints of red.
Eye color: Dark brown.
Eye color I would like to have: A mix of blue and green. How mesmerizing would that be?
When I Grow Up: I'm gonna be famous. Not as a singer though.
How are the kids?: The oldest one is struggling with her responsibilities. The middle one is struggling with probability. The youngest one needs to pee.

RELOCATION.

Locate me at:

inmydreams.tumblr.com

My blog will be deleted. I'll stay on teh group blog though :D

F--- I'm Late

o__O;
Let's just pretend this is on time, yes?
*nods*
And that I wrote last month's. And January's.
*shiftyeyes*

Name: Theresa :D
Location: Shinsplintorstressfracture-land
Hair color: Dark brown
Hair color I would like to have: HONEY BLONDE. Omfg, I can't wait! I'm so going to dye it before 24hr relay. x3
Eye color: As close to black brown can get.
Eye color I would like to have: PURPLE. Dude, that'd be so cool. n.n
When I Grow Up: I'ma make drugs. That's right! Drugs.
How are the kids?: Stressed like blah. There's so much I have to do, and like 2% is actually school.
I've been swearing a lot lately. :l I should tone it down >.> I has bad influences. Nah, more like I am a bad influence.
....
I've been saying "that's gay" a lot, too.
Someone was mad at me. :(
I deserved it XD
I'm such a bitch. o__O;
Ahahah I think I'm going crazy 8l
That's okay! Time to go practice piano nao. My piano teacher was very mad because I played crappily. Hrm.
Bleh.
*flounces off*

Edit: ...why are there so many labels? DX

Soundoff!

Name: Ivy!

Location: Over the rainbow.

Hair color: Black.

Hair color I would like to have: I'm good with black, thanks :D

Eye color: Darkdarkdark brown, nearly black.

Eye color I would like to have: Graaaaaay! I want those gray colored contacts but my prescription doesn't allow it D;

When I Grow Up: I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies. Hahaha jay kay ;D I would like to be a professional amazing person.

How are the kids?: Annoyed (piano & APWH), fat (food is too good holycrapfish), crazy, silly, ridicdicly happy.

Bleugh

Name: Gee. I wonder.

Location: zzzZZZzzz.

Hair color: Black

Hair color you would like to have: Dark purple. Yay for specialness.

Eye color: Dark brown. (Not black as silly odd person once insisted.)

Eye color you would like to have: Red. Or green. Because then I can freak out people by glaring at them.

What you would like to be when you grow up and why:
Hmmm...
~Ruler of the moon. Because owning my own floating mass in space would be awesome.
~Ruler of a giant corp. Because money buys happy things.
~Ruler of google. Because I like google.
~Ruler of some island. Hey. My own island.

How are the kids?
They are at home and down with the flu. Or at least something like the flu. Flus last a week, don't they?
Oh the horrors of projects and tests and homework. They couldn't get any work done at all because they were ill. So they are screwed. Doubly screwed. Triply screwed. Very very screwed. And all that work is due very very soon (this week) and the finals are next Monday and Tuesday.
Yep. Screwed. If I were taking college classes, I would just drop the whole quarter.
*Cues coughing fits*

march soundoff from amanders

and yes, i am writing this at 2 pm on a tuesday cuz of this dumb fever. *kicks*

Name: Amanders
Location: At home when everyone else is at school T_T"
Hair color: I WONDER.
Hair color you would like to have: I dont really wanna change hair color... i cant really imagine myself with streaks or anything like that 0.o
Eye color: the same as every asian out there 8'D
Eye color you would like to have: purple eyes. omg that would look so freaking cool 8D
What you would like to be when you grow up and why (you can list as many as you like):
:'DDD
snlsnlsnlsnlsnlsnlsnlsnlsnlsnlsnl....
And last but not least...
How are the kids?
sick.
tired.
very behind in school.
needs to make up the math quiz AND the essay test.
is extremely screwed.

Super Spectacular March Soundoff (That Michael Gets to Write!)

Love is in the air!
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air!
Every sight and every sound~
<3<3<3>

^ just because it isn't Valentine's Day doesn't mean we can't still have that

Ooooooooooooooookay! March soundoff time! And I have recieved permission from above to write it!

Alright, so we'll start off with the basics:

Name:

Location:

Hair color:

Hair color you would like to have:

Eye color:

Eye color you would like to have:

What you would like to be when you grow up and why (you can list as many as you like):

And last but not least...

How are the kids?

Name: Michael

Location: Outside of time and space

Hair color: Really really extremely dark brown... pretty much black

Hair color I would like to have: Really really reflective white. Not like the white hairs that I have now, but a really pure and shiny white.

Eye color: Dark brown

Eye color I would like to have: Blueish-green, and it GLOWS

What I would like to be when I grow up:

I want to be a computer engineer because computers are really interesting to me computer technology is becoming an increasingly important part of the world.

...or an actor

...or a male model

Los kids:

Los kids are bien. 6 A's and 1 B! Hoping to raise that B to an A. So second semester has been going pretty well, they're keeping up with the homework and practicing guitar. They got cut from soccer though, but considering how the weather's been, maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. I think they could've made it if they didn't lose control of the ball so much during that one practice! Oh well. I can't believe it's March and we're still getting snow! It's exciting but I don't like how it means we're gonna get pushed farther back. Got permission to write the March Soundoff (thank you Bonnie)! Speaking of, I guess I should tell what I did for Valentine's Day since all I put was "I can't give it away..." because it was before Valentine's Day. So I bought a card and a rose and I wrote a poem inside the card and gave it to Bonnie =) But the poem's kinda... cheesy-ish... so I can't post it here...

Hey does anyone wanna write a March soundoff??? ^^ (Neglecting my duties...Reason: "WHAP.")

If nobody does I'm going to do it on Saturday or Friday or sometime like that. Mk. Just so you guys don't panic (as if you would, but yeah.)

INTERNET DETOX.

Well. Isn't this nice of Blogger? I can write a post and schedule it to be posted in March. Which, incidentally, is in the middle of Lent which renders me incapable of doing the Soundoff but that would be QUITE horrific, for Anita to skip a soundoff, wouldn't it? So here is mine. Except since I haven't seen any of the questions for March (In fact, today is February 22, 2009 at 4:36 PM), I'm not going to answer any of the March Questions.

Instead, I'll just kind of ramble on and on and on.

Hello, this is your pilot Anita and this is Flight 2986849302059ELLEMENOPEEEE. I used to think that there was a letter in the alphabet that was called ellemenopee, did you know that? 'cuz everyone said, Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aych eye jay kay ellemenopee. It was confusing.
I watched Slumdog Millionaire. It was intense and sweet and awesome.
There's an apple in front of me that is absolutely HUMUNGOUS. That looks like it's spelled wrong. ...*twitch*
Well Anyway yeah the apple is HUUUUGE. Bigger than my two fists put together!

During my Internet Detox, hopefully I'll be able to channel some extra energy and go do something other than stare blankly at the computer screen while doing something pointless on the internet. Right? Yeah.
*shiftyeyes*

I feel pretty silly, talking about random stuff. errrrr
You know how AP US History is APUSH? Some places have APWH, but they say World History AP so it's like WHAP (Connie tld me that!)
Wow, history is so violent. A PUSH and WHAP and ... well, what else? A...PINCH, like AP Indigenous Native Chinese History, except I think that's kind of redundant. Or APUNCH, which would be like AP Unusual Native Chicken History. And then there'd be like SLAP, which would be Syrian Language AP. Or something along those lines. And after that ...
After that would be OHSNAP. Which would be Ongoing History of Small Nations AP.
WHAP APUSH APINCH APUNCH SLAP OHSNAP
I would totally take that line of history!!!! But that's 6 years of history, and there isn't enough time in HS. *sobs*
(the only problem is that Foundations of World History is like FOWH. or WHFO. Which makes no sense.)

That's it! I'm going to be a college course designer when I grow up. And kids all over the nation will be taking courses like APUNCH and OHSNAP.

Future generations, feel privileged!!!
*evil cackle*

a song.

this little kiddie went to the market
this little kiddie stayed at home
this little kiddie had roast beef
this little kiddie had none. :[
and this little kiddie went "POMGPOMGPOMG" all the way home.

this little kiddie went to school.
this little kiddie dropped out.
this little kiddie got an C.
this little kiddie started to pout.
and this little kiddie went "FAILFAILFAIL" all the way home.

this little kiddie ate some food.
this little kiddie swallowed it whole.
this little kiddie starting choking
this little kiddie almost died. [that didnt rhyme but w/e]
and this little kiddie never ate food again.


this kiddie dies anyways cuz he's so stupid.




*bows*


amanders--!

Adding a question to the February Soundoff...
Birthday message to Teresa, cuz I can't just ask people to say happy birthday to Anita and not anyone else with the same birthday month!

Teresa - You are super nice and talented and hardworking! Hope you had a wonderful birthday =]

Lovey Dovey Day (Valentine's Day)

Love is in the air!
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air!
Every sight and every sound~
<3<3<3>

^ Thought'd I'd leave that there

Name: Michael

Location: In the air, where the love is

Mood: Happy

Something I am looking forward to: 

Valentine's Day of course, and guitar next semester!

Plans for Valentine's Day:

I can't give it away...

Word of the day: 

Twist. Sometimes I have moments where I think its weird that a word has a certain meaning, twist was that word today.

If I had kids, their names would be: 

Boy/Girl - Jackie (Jackie Qian haha), Boy - Shane or James, Girl - Emily or Amy

Message to Anita for her birthday: 

Happy happy birthday! Bon anniversaire!  祝你生日快乐！I want you to know you're awesome and I'd totally give you my cup noodles (you'll see).

Les enfants (the kids): 

Cool cool cool. They're really glad that finals are over and that they did pretty well on (most) of them. And and and guitar!!! They're really excited about taking guitar starting monday! And something about dedicating a song to someone (she knows who she is *coughcoughbonniecoughcoughcough*). But they heard from a friend that they'll be learning classical guitar because it's on the acoustic (they're required to use an acoustic guitar in class) so there's a slight chance they won't be learning intense rock chords but rather... country music. Not that country music is bad, but my kids just seem more passionate about rock. 

*intromusic*

and a one, two, three, one, two--

Happee birfday tooo youuu
Happee birfday tooo youuu
Happee birfday deeearrrrr Tuhreeeesahhh
Happee birfday tooo youuu

Zhu ni sheng ri kuai le
祝 你 生 日 快 乐
Zhu ni sheng ri kuai le
祝 你 生 日 快 乐
Sheng ri kuai le Jiang Han Mei
生 日 快 乐 江 ihavenoideawhatherestofyournamelookslike
Zhu ni sheng ri kuai le
祝 你 生 日 快 乐

(heh, Chinese class. xP Remember thattttt?)

Someone teach me the Spanish wayyy. And Frenchhh.

And ooh, I have to show you guys a super cool version of the birthday song. :D
Later though. Anyway. Happy Birthday, Teresa!
Happyhappyhappy, isn't it?
Well, I hope it is at least. *gives virtual cookie*
Except not the type that takes up bunches of memory on your computer. A COOKIE. Like, an oatmeal raisin one.
You are also awesome and I also miss you terribly. What a coincidence! We have so much in common.

Luffs muchly,
Anita

Fwah

Name: Bunny Bunny Bunny Bunny BUN-NEE BUN-NEE

Location: I have no idea. See? I fell off a cliff and I ended up in this thing called 'my location.' No. Actually. I'm in my classroom. Typing. Yay.

Mood: Tired.

Something you are LOOKING FORWARD to: Break.

Plans for VALENTINES DAY: I shall eat candy. Yay for candy.

Your WORD-OF-THE-DAY: No.

If you were to have kids what would you name them?: One of my kids ran away. Remember Laylo? -sniff-

A message to Anita for her 15th birthday: Happy birthday! -clap- -clap- -clap- This is five days late but that's okay, right?
And happy birthday to everyone else who has a birthday this month too! -applause-

And how are the kids?: They have a lot of work to do this weekend. Ew. Work. They are going to die. Unless you send them caffiene pills. They will be dead. D-E-D.

Awww.

Heh. Whee!
Like to remind everyone that it's Teresa's birthday on the 7th, Melanie's (you remember her?) on the 5th, and I'm sure there are more, but it slips my mind at the moment. Someone please tell Hiroka (if you see her) that she's super sweet and the doggy's name is Coconut.

Uno: Wo3 jiao4 A-NI-TA. (my name can be written in Chinese pinyin, I am so magical.)

NUMBER TUH-WOAH: Wo3 zai4 VECTORLAND! In VECTORLAND, SIN IS NOT A BAD THING! A HEADING IS IN FACT, NOT A SOCCER MOVE (in vectorland), BUT A STRANGE WAY OF GIVING DIRECTION[S]! EVEN MEN HAVE TO STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTION[S] IN VECTORLAND, BECAUSE IT IS NECESSARY TO FIND THE MAGNITUDE, WHICH IS IN FACT NOT A MEASURE OF EARTHQUAKE-ICITY (in vectorland) [didjoo hear about that one that we got like a couple days ago?], BUT THE LENGTH OF A VECTOR, WHICH IS A WORD FOR THE CITIZENS OF VECTORLAND. IN VECTORLAND, STANDARD POSITION IS IN FACT NOT THE KNEES SLIGHTLY BENT, EYES ON THE BALL POSITION COMMONLY USED IN MANY SPORTS, BUT IS WHEN THE CITIZEN IS IN HIS HOMETOWN, OR AS IS CALLED IN VECTORLAND, THE ORIGIN.

Yes, this is how I teach myself math.
=)

NUMERO TROIS: I AM FEELING MULTILINGUAL. AND MATHEMATICAL. AND HYPER. AND UNPRODUCTIVE =[ Did you know that pressing CTRL + makes the screen get bigger? And CTRL - makes it get smaller! I totally just discovered that trying to put an accent over the E in numero which as you can see, did not work.

IV: Anita is looking forward to Hullowin. (halloweeeeennn.) Dude, there's some guy in my Chinese class named Win. "GO WIN! GO WIN! GO WIN!" >D

5: Plans for Valentine's Day? Are we supposed to have plans for Valentine's Day? Aw, no, I have not made any plans for Valentine's Day. I plan to Valentine the Day away. But the day BEFORE Valentine's day, and a couple days before that, I plan to make Valentine's Day cards.

Larger value of x if (x^2)-7x+6=0
My brain is being eaten by math. *dies*
Anyway, my word of the day is prestidigitation. It's not fancy. It's just entertaining to tease people about not knowing it >]

SEFFUN: I would name my kids something cool. If I was a uniquely tribal native person, I would name my kid something like ONE FISH TWO FISH RED FISH BLUE FISH. I'm not, though, so I'll go with Thumbelina. Or Tae Kwon Do, like KANG FU except not. Haha at this summer camp (Teresa, Katie, maybe you remember this...) this pastor's wife was pregnant and they were joking about baby names. Their last name is "Do," so they thought up a couple pretty awesome ones...
"Tomay"[do.]
"Tur"[do.]
"Tiekwan"[do.]
"Cookie"[do.]
"Torpe"[do.]
It was cool. It was cool.

Past tense of "EAT" is:
Thanks, Dennis. Thank you kindly, Ivy. Muchas gracias to you, Amanders. And a big WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, PUTTING THIS THING ON THE SOUNDOFF? I'LL FEEL SELFISH AND OVERAPPRECIATED AND MORTIFIED!!! I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! To Bonnie.
Kidding, dear, I love you very much.
My message to Anita: You're not old. You're not old. You're not old.Repeat that to yourself a couple million times, and a whole 'nother year will pass you by.
This could be a step in the right direction.
FACT: if you yell "UNBIRTHDAY!" at the top of your lungs when it's your exact birth-time, you don't turn another year. It's true.
So I'm currently still 14. *shiftyeyes*

九. Wheeee I can type Chinese on my computer! That is a super-awesome discovery.
My kids are spiffayyy.
They don't hate basketball as much as anticipated. One of them made a couple hoops for his team and even won like five games of bump! Sadly, his younger brother bought the bragging right from him so he's pretty downed.
The youngest girl's socks are wet.
She is displeased.
BUT she got a pair of socks-with-toes (like feet-gloves...O.o) for her birthday.
Oh goodness, they were the creepiest thing in the history of creepy.
She prodded them a couple times and put them away for Halloween. Maybe she could scare the little kids or something.

I put this as Chinese Dynasty's 'cuz it seems like a Misc. & rndm happy-spaz label for posts. Hahahah.

And oh, Bonnie; I used Barney colors; Baby Bop colors; BJ colors; Ord colors, Cassie colors, Zack and Weezy colors, Elmo colors, Jhudora colors, AND Big Bird colors. Whee!

Love is in the air!
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air!
Every sight and every sound~
<3<3<3
xoxoxo

oookkk Bonnie nice change in the auto message.
Sooo I think I managed not to post last month so I'll post this month

Name: Dennis (is this really gonna change?)

Location: At home, in front of the computer taking practice AP world tests

Mood: BAD

Something you are LOOKING FORWARD to: June 21st.

Plans for VALENTINES DAY, or if you answer this after the 14th, what special things did you do? And for whom? ;) : What's Valentines day?

Your WORD-OF-THE-DAY (don't hafta be fancy!):FINALS. god i hate high school (for now!)

IF you were to have KIDS (both BOYS and GIRLS) what would you NAME them?: I'd give them a nice name like. ERIC or EMILY lol. no but really something like Josh or John or Michael. and then something like Jen or something that starts with a J for a girl.

A MESSAGE to ANITA LO for her FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY: Hi =D

Andddd (even though Bonnie temporarily forgot this very crucial question) HOW ARE THE KIDS?: Wasting time blogging when they should be studying for finals. Time is so unreal, just watch the clock as it ticks away.

OMG NEW SOUNDOFF. I've been waiting for awhile. Hahah!

Name: abcedefghivy.

Location: In a world of happiness.

Mood: BAH-I-HATE-FINALS.

Something you are LOOKING FORWARD to: Finals to be over! In other words, 11:40am this Friday (:

Plans for VALENTINES DAY, or if you answer this after the 14th, what special things did you do? And for whom? ;) : Not that I know of right now. Valentine's Day is a Saturday /: And so, probably Chinese school. I'm sooooooo cool -____- Haha, but I have an idea whom (:

Your WORD-OF-THE-DAY (don't hafta be fancy!): Jaykay. Cause I seemed to be an extreme lo0Ooo0zer with a z today and said that a lot. Or maybe muffin. Cause I love that word. Muffin. Muffin. MUFFIN. 8D

IF you were to have KIDS (both BOYS and GIRLS) what would you NAME them?: Hmmm, it really depends on their future last name and who I'm having the kids with hahaha! But I love the name Riley for a guy. I'm not so sure about a girl. Leila? Hmm... Iduno.

A MESSAGE to ANITA LO for her FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY: Moo. :) Happy birthday, dearie!

HOW ARE THE KIDS?: GETTING BRACES OFF, OMGWTFBBQ YAY WHAT NOW?!?!?!?! *screams in happiness* Extraordinarily happy. Annoyed at the Steelers. Laughing at the Ivar's commercial [GAHAHHA.] Scared about finals. Sleepy. Hungry. Fat.

You know, the usual.