INTERNET DETOX.

Well. Isn't this nice of Blogger? I can write a post and schedule it to be posted in March. Which, incidentally, is in the middle of Lent which renders me incapable of doing the Soundoff but that would be QUITE horrific, for Anita to skip a soundoff, wouldn't it? So here is mine. Except since I haven't seen any of the questions for March (In fact, today is February 22, 2009 at 4:36 PM), I'm not going to answer any of the March Questions.

Instead, I'll just kind of ramble on and on and on.

Hello, this is your pilot Anita and this is Flight 2986849302059ELLEMENOPEEEE. I used to think that there was a letter in the alphabet that was called ellemenopee, did you know that? 'cuz everyone said, Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aych eye jay kay ellemenopee. It was confusing.
I watched Slumdog Millionaire. It was intense and sweet and awesome.
There's an apple in front of me that is absolutely HUMUNGOUS. That looks like it's spelled wrong. ...*twitch*
Well Anyway yeah the apple is HUUUUGE. Bigger than my two fists put together!

During my Internet Detox, hopefully I'll be able to channel some extra energy and go do something other than stare blankly at the computer screen while doing something pointless on the internet. Right? Yeah.
*shiftyeyes*

I feel pretty silly, talking about random stuff. errrrr
You know how AP US History is APUSH? Some places have APWH, but they say World History AP so it's like WHAP (Connie tld me that!)
Wow, history is so violent. A PUSH and WHAP and ... well, what else? A...PINCH, like AP Indigenous Native Chinese History, except I think that's kind of redundant. Or APUNCH, which would be like AP Unusual Native Chicken History. And then there'd be like SLAP, which would be Syrian Language AP. Or something along those lines. And after that ...
After that would be OHSNAP. Which would be Ongoing History of Small Nations AP.
WHAP APUSH APINCH APUNCH SLAP OHSNAP
I would totally take that line of history!!!! But that's 6 years of history, and there isn't enough time in HS. *sobs*
(the only problem is that Foundations of World History is like FOWH. or WHFO. Which makes no sense.)

That's it! I'm going to be a college course designer when I grow up. And kids all over the nation will be taking courses like APUNCH and OHSNAP.

Future generations, feel privileged!!!
*evil cackle*