this little kiddie went to the market
this little kiddie stayed at home
this little kiddie had roast beef
this little kiddie had none. :[
and this little kiddie went "POMGPOMGPOMG" all the way home.
this little kiddie went to school.
this little kiddie dropped out.
this little kiddie got an C.
this little kiddie started to pout.
and this little kiddie went "FAILFAILFAIL" all the way home.
this little kiddie ate some food.
this little kiddie swallowed it whole.
this little kiddie starting choking
this little kiddie almost died. [that didnt rhyme but w/e]
and this little kiddie never ate food again.
this kiddie dies anyways cuz he's so stupid.
*bows*
amanders--!
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Oh, dear. My cousins and I used to have this horribly morbid backstory on the little piggies ...
"This little piggy went to market!
And never returned...
This little piggy stayed home!
For some reason, he was too scared to come out...
This little piggy had roast beef
They say it was food poisoning...
This little piggy had none!
Starved, by the looks of it...
And this little piggy cried wee-wee-wee all the way home!
We don't know what was scaring him so badly, but he was never the same since...
FAILFAILFAIL ALL THE WAY HOME
C! HOW COULD [HE/SHE]!?!?
thats sad D:
XD So morbid.
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