Theresa's Start-of-School Soundoff

I think soundoffs are supposed to be started by Bonnie or Anita...
But it's a good idea.

N.A.M.E. Theresa Wang
G.R.A.D.E. Freshlady
L.O.C.A.T.I.O.N. Freezing my butt of in an ice bath. Literally, and ice bath. It's supposed to 'make me a better runner', or some other crap like that.
F.A.V.O.R.I.T.E. S.U.B.J.E.C.T. Physics, for sure! Yes, it's physics. No, I don't like calculating things. But still...it's science! It's just so...fun! (I'm not being sarcastic, in case you were wondering.)
M.O.S.T. H.A.T.E.D. T.E.A.C.H.E.R. I do not hate, dearies. I merely despise and plot murders. And my teachers are all decent.
O.P.I.N.I.O.N. O.F. S.C.H.O.O.L. Freshman are stupid. Upperclassmen are ridiculously nice. MI people are dull. Except for this one girl who got suspended off of Cheer because she showed up to a football game drunk. That was amusing. I heard it from a girl in Physics.
W.H.Y. D.O.E.S. T.H.E. B.A.S.E.B.A.L.L. D.I.A.M.O.N.D. H.A.V.E. F.A.K.E. G.R.A.S.S. Because the don't want hungry cows to come along and eat the baseball diamond. That would be sad.
H.O.W. A.R.E. T.H.E. K.I.D.S. Bored out of her bloody mind! Theresa radiates boredom. Her mother won't let her go to an XC sleepover because of volunteering crap the next day. How droll.

Theresa would like to apologize for the whitish font, but she couldn't resist using her school colors.