Remember that soundoff thing for September? Here's my response.

Okay! Here we gooooo!

Name: Michael

Location: Everywhere/home

Why is the sky blue? Because of the refraction of sunlight by the water droplets in the sky.

My greatest achievement(s) this summer: I TOOK THE BIGGEST CRA--B out of the water that I have ever seen. Okay maybe I didn't, but I did learn to skateboard. I know you guys think that I'm really hardcore and extreme so it must be hard to believe that I didn't learn to skateboard until I was 14 (waveboard isn't the same). I did finish my summer homework, but I wouldn't consider that very significant because I finish it every year and I knew that I would finish it. Oh! And I was able to use my incredible skills of persuasion to convince my mom to get me an iPhone! Let's see... I quit my addiction to mari--age. Yeah, that's it, marriage. I was addicted to marriage, even though I've never been married and I have no idea what it feels like.

The kids: They are doing so well. I was surprised at first to find out that they were looking forward to school; but seeing as how they're running out of things to do at home because of the teachers' strike, it's making sense. I guess school isn't that much of a drag when there isn't much else to do. There was this one time when Michael told me about a dream where someone was repeatedly shouting his name just as I woke him up by repeatedly shouting his name, just like in those TV shows where that exact situation happens. I thought that was pretty funny. And one time I happened to wake up early and I overheard Michael talking on the phone with one of his friends on the phone. It could tell that it was the friend who called him because he said "...it's 7:15am..." with the kind of voice that people use when they try to speak just a few seconds after they wake up, sort of like the way people talk when they're stretching.

So I went to Interlake's first football game. We won 41 to 0! That's 6 touchdowns and 5 field goals. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Tons of people went. That brings up a question, how come football is so much bigger and attended by more people than the other sports? Maybe some of you don't think that's true, but that's the way I see it.

The day ends. The author ends his work. Yada yada yada.

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