September Soundoff

wow ALLITERATION. pro. I know. And that rhymes.

Bonnie has bestowed the honor of starting a soundoff
upon Anita!
...even though it's late, but oh well.
So here we go!

Name?
Location?
...Why is the sky blue?

What's your GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT this summer?
And heyyyy by the way,
HOW ARE THE KIDS??

Name:
This is ahhhNEEEEtuh
'cept that spelling doesn't look very good. I really like Anita better
But Bonnie claims that all names should be written according to pronunciation.
So, ahNEEtuh.

Location:
Well, this doesn't really change a lot, unless I have internet on vaycayshun, which never happens. I am right here. Sitting down on a chair in an uncomfortable position which does not make my sore leg muscles ache more.
Ackshually I'm sitting on my foot which actually does kinda hurt.
*shifts in chair*
mmkay.

Why is the sky blue?
I don't know why the sky is blue. I mean I knowwww the scientific reason but that's so boring. I think that all the other colors were taken up [the sun is yellow, the sunset is red, the grass is green, the clouds are white] and then the sky and the ocean had a big FIGHT! and then they ended up having to share blue.
'cept why isn't the sky purple then?

What's your GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT this summer?
My GREATEST accomplishment this summer is
well
finishing my community service hours?
getting buff?
SAMPLING ICE CREAM FROM A LOTTA DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. six, seven?
I am an ice-cream expert. I know there's another word for 'expert of food' but I forrrgetttt.
But I feel very accomplished this summer. because I ackshuallyyyyy DIDN'T SLEEP IN AND GOT UP AND 6
VERY PROUD
VERYVERY PROUD.

How Are the Kids?
Wellllll
THEY ALL WENT ON STRIKE
THEY'RE LIKE
WE WANT HIGHER PAY
STOP MANAGING OUR FUTURES
LET ME EAT MORE ICE CREAM
STOP MAKING ME RUN A BAZILLION MILES EVERY DAY
STOP MAKING ME PRACTICE VIOLIN
and so they're actually marching up and down the streets
holding up signs.
Except some of them, their signs...their signs are upside down and have atrocious misspellings.
Apparently, they cannot spell to save their lives
...
Or maybe they can't read.
Either way I must get them off the streets and back in school. I don't even think strikes for kids exist. What would they need to strike for anyway? o.O
Maybe I'll just raise their ice cream ration 5.1% xP AND HOPE THAT THEY ACCEPT THE CONTRACT HINT HINT HINT.
I just want life to be normal againnnn
=P
Rawrr.