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Both Sept and School soundoffs x]]

Name? Larry x]]]

Location? on the most uncomfortable black chair in which the backrest and the cushion is at a FREAKIN ACUTE ANGLE and makes my back + butt + hips + you get the point feel weird. -o-"

...Why is the sky blue?

because back in the day the freshmen around the world had this international conference and they voted on different colors and blue won so they painted it blue but some people complained that blue gave them a headache and black was better so they painted the other half of the sky black but then the overly-optimistic people were like ew black = emo so then they added stars and the moon and and then they decided blue looked dull because you couldn't tell if you were actually moving or anything so they added the clouds and then they realized they were neglecting the secondary colors and red so they added sunrises and sunsets and in the secondary colors and the sun in red and all was happy =]

What's your GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT this summer?

i finished the first two seasons of SEINFELD. it is HILARIOUS!! x]]

"what's a little concrete in the washing machine?"

And heyyyy by the way,HOW ARE THE KIDS??

well by before school started they were practicing to become ventriloquist and complained until they were given puppets to use for practice. the little one is obsessed with the penguin one and is doing it perfectly. the older one loves the teddy bear puppet, but has hard pronouncing the m's and b's. he also accidentally spilled yogurt on the bear. a few hours of chaotic crying.

School soundoff:
Name: Larry. the IHS teachers are coming around to calling me that already.

Grade: Freshman. ben black thinks we're sevvies for life. -o-"

Grades: you know i hardly think a week can kill your grade.

Location: still on that dumb black chair.

How are the kids?: the older got a detention for questioning their math teacher about whether standing for hours on the picket lines was worth the wage increase they received. the younger is really glad to be able to see friends again, but is overwhelmed by the homework (first week of middle school, 6th grade)

Favorite Subject: Chemistry or math. Mr. Mercer is so hilarious. He Talks Like This With An AcCent On EveRy SylLaBle It Is PretTy FunNy. x] he has a fork on the ceiling and graduated cylinders ranging from 5mL to 4 liters. Mr. Millhollen is like the complete opposite of mrs. kol. He doesn't enforce homework much, and he can't live without his smartboard. Unlike Mrs. Kol with her wild hair, mr. millhollen is either bald or has a buzz. he's tall, mrs. kol is short. he tries to save paper. =]

Most hated teacher: I hate mrs. boness. She has the extremely retarded chant for the beginning of class every day *points at blog, too lazy to type the dumb thing again*. and also, she sucks at explaining. and she has a studnet teacher, and asks her to do everything. she even asked andrew nelson to explain something she couldn't fully put in clear terms.

OH AND MRS. KATSMAN. CAUTION: THIS'LL ALL BE IN CAPS AND BOLD. SHE THINKS SHE IS SO GOOD AT HER INSTRUMENT WE HAVE TO CALL HER DOCTOR KATSMAN. MOREOVER SHE TAKES THIRTY MINUTES TO TUNE OUR INSTRUMENTS. SHE IS COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE, CLUMSY, AND UNORGANIZED. [details on my blog, already ranted about her there lololol] SHE PRETTY MUCH SUCKS. I WANT TO QUIT ORCHESTRA. SHE IS HORRIBLE. UNLESS SHE GETS FIRED I THINK IMA QUIT ORCHESTRA NEXT YEAR. I DONT THINK SHE DESERVED THE BSD RAISE../endrant

^^;;

What do you think of the school: I hate the stairs. There's easily 100 students on the two flights of stairs close the most easily accessible. I don't like having to go upstairs for PE, even though it's a separate flight of stairs. the locker rooms suck, the bathroom in the lockers suck, there are over 200 guys in the locker during my period. most of the other stuff is pretty cool. you can eat outdoors x] the lockers are really clean.

Why does the baseball diamond have fake grass?: fake grass is plastic or some synthetic smooth material right? so there's less friction on the feet, if it rained the previous day to a home game, they'll know that it's slippery and not slip while the away team will be like *WHOOPS* and slip.

Have you been procrastinating?: nope not really. slept before 11 so far every day. mainly because i have to wake up at 5:45 am. -o-"

What is your favorite song right now?: um that's a hard one. It's like a tie between four or five songs:
-Photograph - Nickelback: the lyrics are pretty good, i like the chorus melody
-I Don't Wann [[sic]] Be In Love [Dance Floor Anthem] - Good Charlotte: Even though the lyrics are definitely what not my opinions are, they make a lot of sense and frankly, they describe life's most painful moments [losing someone you love] pretty well. The melody is amazing. If i had to choose a single song with a gun pointed at my head, id say this song.
-First Time - Lifehouse: The lyrics and melody is great, though the voice sounds a bit raspy.
-It's Gonna Be Me - *NSYNC: Well they pronounce 'me' and a few other words with a ee-ending sound like 'ay' but it's a good song.

Are you going to Homecoming?: i want to, and i think i can. For sure not homecoming game though, because i have a math competition on that day [SIGMA or something]. at any rate, one of the priorities i have for homecoming is seeing eric in a tux. yep, i hope ill be there, hopefully with amanders x]

oh and also, i need to see who michael lee asks, if he goes. *so freakin curious*
and alex guo too. during lunch, we were trying to make michael and alex say who they'd ask if they were going for sure but they wouldn't tell us D8