Bleugh

Name: Gee. I wonder.

Location: zzzZZZzzz.

Hair color: Black

Hair color you would like to have: Dark purple. Yay for specialness.

Eye color: Dark brown. (Not black as silly odd person once insisted.)

Eye color you would like to have: Red. Or green. Because then I can freak out people by glaring at them.

What you would like to be when you grow up and why:
Hmmm...
~Ruler of the moon. Because owning my own floating mass in space would be awesome.
~Ruler of a giant corp. Because money buys happy things.
~Ruler of google. Because I like google.
~Ruler of some island. Hey. My own island.

How are the kids?
They are at home and down with the flu. Or at least something like the flu. Flus last a week, don't they?
Oh the horrors of projects and tests and homework. They couldn't get any work done at all because they were ill. So they are screwed. Doubly screwed. Triply screwed. Very very screwed. And all that work is due very very soon (this week) and the finals are next Monday and Tuesday.
Yep. Screwed. If I were taking college classes, I would just drop the whole quarter.
*Cues coughing fits*