Boo.

Name:
What?

Location:
Limbo. That little border between happiness and suffering. Limbo is not happy. Hmmph. How dare it refuse me my happiness.

Anything interesting happen over break:
Yes.

Any New Year's Resolutions?
Yes.

Tell us what you'll name your new parakeet, and why.
"This is my imaginary parakeet of awesomeness. Its name shall be Yuaraneedeeot."
"That's a very... odd name but okay. Hi Yuaraneedeeot!"
"You inconsiderate clod! How dare you insult my imaginary parakeet of awesomeness!"

Unfortunately the imaginary parakeet of awesomeness is much much more sensitive than I toward improper labels. So the commenter ceases to exist. Poof.

How Are The Kids?
They are sad. It's a very heartbreaking sight.