It's A Brand New Yearrrr

Which means a brand new month, and a brand new soundoff.
Incidentally, what does 'brand' have to do with 'new,' anyway? *frowns*
I don't think it really fits. =P

Name:
Location:
Anything interesting happen over break?
Any New Year's Resolutions?
Tell us what you'll name your new parakeet, and why.
How Are The Kids ?

Name: Anita.

Location: in a State of Disbelief.
Break is already technically over. This is the weekendd. ...
Nuuu X.x

Anything interesting happen over break? ...no. haha.
Well, yeah. I got Ben an onion, ate part of a cake with his face on it and watched Zoolander. ...I didn't really think it was that good xP
I watched a buncha other moviess...WALL-E x] which is my favoriteee as of noww
And I finally watched Shrek 2 withhh THE PUSS IN BOOTS *dies*
He's so cuteee. So now he's my desktop. His face with the huge eyes and everything haha
But I'll change it back to normal, eventually.
And then I watched Pirates. All three, at my cousins' house. *nods*
I did APWorld history homeworkkk...but that's not interesting. I baked around 6 batches of cookies because I was bored, but I never got around to making a gingerbread house T.T

New Year's Resolutions: I HAVE 113
I'm going to fail.
=D
But one of them is to stop wasting time. I've already broken it. x]
Butbutbut I can try again. *shiftyeyes*

Parakeet: The randomest question I could think of xP
I would name my new parakeet Ralph. if it was a boy. Or Elvis. But I'm ackshually saving Elvis for a penguin name. If it was a parakeet-that-looks-like-a-penguin, I'd name it Elvis.
Or I'd name it Sylvester, just for irony xP
If it was a girl, I'd name her Sanrio.
Just because I like the sound of that name. That's a better cat name, though =P

The Kids: The oldest guy is really Really REALLY angry at the laptop because it keeps shutting down every five minutes for No Apparent Reason. A kinda-dark-blue screen flashes on, and it says something about dumping information, and then the screen goes black and the computer DIESSSS. The spacebar has also gone back to doing "ALJHFD" when he presses it. He doesn't know why, but it always happens in the winter. Quite annoying, but it'll hopefully be over by February.
The oldest girl is ackshually researching for FPS. The topic is SPACE JUNK. Is it just her, or do the topics get worse and worse every year? ...It was "The Olympics" for the practice test a couple months ago.
The younger ones REALLY REALLYYY don't want school to start. They have forgotten EVERYTHING. Especially math and Chemistry. Ironically, those are the subjects that will be tested when school starts up again. -.-'
Wheeeeeeeee