Bunny ate a cup of ice cream

Name:
I am your future graffiti artist. Therefore, I must remain anonymous or I'll risk getting arrested for "vandalism." Some people don't appreciate art.

Location:
In a half-finished house. We are currently constructing a little house to act as an office and study room. Once it's finished, we're going to get furniture and stick in a router. That means whenever I want to, I can steal it and take it with me. Yay for portable internet access.

Homecoming:
When is it again? You people have to tell me stuff. Sheesh.
I have already decided to go.
(Oh yes. We have to follow through with the kidnapping plan somehow.)

Costume:
Well, I don't have a lot of stuff laying around.
And I am definitely not going to buy anything.
Does anyone have a scythe?
Or at least a giant stick and something flat and shiny I can attach to it?

I shall be death.

How are the kids?
They are trying very hard to break their habit of procrastination. It's a very awful addiction you know? I suggested giving their internet connection to me because I need it so much more than them. The computer room is now barricaded with furniture we don't even own.
They are also eating all my ice cream in the fridge. So I went and poured some salt in the containers. That's what they get for taking MY ice cream. I gave them money. They should go buy their own sugary substances. And since they barricaded the computer room, the only food they have in there is salty ice cream. They can either attempt to live with it or rush to the store to get more and risk the theft of their internet.
It's a good thing it's extremely windy outside. Or else they would have just used the window.