Michael's Homecoming Adventure

Homecoming was totally bomb (in the good way). I liked the dance better cuz pretty much all we did in the before-party was play Halo. Oh! I came up with this really good idea for pictures! Right when the picture's about to be taken, make a face like you just saw something totally disgusting and hold you're elbow close to your face, but not so close that it blocks your expression. Basically, make it look like you're about to sneeze. So at the dance, I think I finally (maybe sorta got a little closer to) perfected my glide. To answer the question I know everyone wants to ask me: yes I did slow dance with Bonnie. And it was... kinda sorta *coughtotallyspectacularawesomeamazingexplosioncough*. The thing is, slow dancing is just holding each other and rocking side to side. Not that it wasn't *coughtotallyspectacularawesomeamazingexplosioncough*, but you don't really DO anything.

My only regret is that I couldn't get Bonnie a corsage. I promise to you to the furthest extent I can as a Christian that it wasn't my fault though! I wanted to order it online on Wednesday but my mom was like "we can just go to a flower shop anytime and get one." So "anytime" came on Saturday cuz my mom is lazy. She went out with a friend in the morning and she said she'd get it for me on the way back. So I put my trust in my mom to get it for me... and she couldn't! When she got back she was like "the flower shop I went to said that you have to order it at least a day in advance." That was one of the biggest "I told you so" moments of my life. Anyways, I'm really really REALLY TERRIBLY SORRY BONNIE! If you're still upset, even a little, I'll do anything to make up for it!

So that's my homecoming story/apology/explanation. I'm really sorry Bonnie!