Soundoff. *sigh*

AS REQUESTED BY BONNIE
I'ma answer the July soundoff at the last possible moment ahahaha.

Name?
Location?
What have you been doing so far this summer vacation? Sleeping around? Playing on the computer? Watching movies? Having picnics? Tell us, please. We're just dying to hear all about what you hafta say.
And most importantly, How Are The Kids?!?!?

This is ANITA
also known as ANITOI DAHLIN
or ANI
or Madam President Chairman Professor Lieutenant-General Mrs. Dr. Anita, Esquire, M.D. O.T.P. C.I.A. F.B.I. M.I.B. XXXVVII your Highness xiao3 jie3.
Yeah.
I'm that important =D

Currently I am residing on a re-upholstered dining room chair [courtesy of Daddy dearest] on a hardwood floor in my dining room under a biggg light. in front of my gorgeous glamorous shiny breathtaking computer. not really but it's beautiful anywayyy
I have to pay it compliments or it'll be angry at me.

THIS SUMMER, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING VIOLIN AND PIANO BECAUSE I HAVE A VIOLIN AUDITION AND A PIANO EXAM SOON AND I'MA GONNA FAIL.
YEAH.
I've been RUNNING!!!!!! couple miles a day? and doing situps and pushups
because I'M GOING TO BE BUFF. and also I need to add "pro wrestler" to my list of titles.
And I read a lotta books.
My Sister's Keeper! is veryy sad. andd . Elsewhere =] I LIKE THAT BOOK.
I'VE FINISHED MY SUMMER PACKET. HAH. HAH. HAH.
*WINS*
...I would've finished like a month ago but I had a problem with contentment and didn't wanna write the last 3 sentences o.o
I read up to 'droplet' in Webster's Lexicon something something something
I had my fortune told by the all-seeing Ben, and then baked cookies.
I um. had fun? *twitch* witha special person =P *hides*
IGOTMYHAIRCUT. yeah. and donated it to LOCKS OF LOVE
I had some very rambunctious and interesting phone calls from the PRISNers of summer stretch [talked to...Bonnie/Lizzy/Venny/Allio/Dong/Matthew and probly more people that I don remember. oh yeah BONNIE GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT ME =[[[ PAUL? Who is this PAUL? I am heartbroken.]
And read Robert bedtime stories over the phone o_O [Winnie the Pooh/Enemy Pie/etc.]
In my free time I sing a lot of silly songs in the basement until my throat dies and/or Emily tells me to be quiet or she will hurt me. [except in other words.] or I watch SESAME STREET and ELMO'S WORLD or talk to people on IM.
I EAT ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!
I help Emily on her homework and slash or bother her about random things ["EMILY LOOK MY TOE IS CROOKEDDD..." maybe that's why she's annoyed a lot 0=] hee.]

MY KIDS
AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ANYMORE =[[[[
The YOUNGEST boy is actually *dundundun* DOING DRUGS. e.g. eating raw sugar out of the bag *GASPSHOCKHORROR*
OHHHHNOOOOO
The oldest girl is slightly better, but she's just turned sixteen and is tehrefore crashing into anything and everything we leave within 50 meters of her car. Therefore our house is in ruins and we have to investigate if she's sane . if not, my oldest son has started a very nice insane asylum that he is the manager of. WHITE PADDED CELLS AND STRAITJACKETS ALL THE WAYYYY
my second oldest daughter is breakdancing. It is living up to its name. Thus far she has broken 177/206 bones in her body. But I'm sure she'll be okay after drinking some of my second oldest son's magic medicine imported directly from Alpha Centauri where his business associates are. It's made of stardust faeriedust pixiedust and dustbunnies. I know, I'm very sorry Lizzy, but it must be done.
My youngest son is eating his hair.
My third oldest daughter is punching holes in the ceiling.
And my fourth oldest daughter is bouncing off the walls.
All in all it's pretty chaotic over here
BUT I CAN HANDLE IT

Byebye my dahlings
I will see you later
and yes I actually DID do the soundoff before August.
SO THERE.