I CAN'T FEEL IT =O

Anita'ssss going to try to involve some other pairings >=]

and by the way

gawsh you guys are missing some!

Helen-Bonnie
Helen-Sunjay
Aaron-Sunjay
Sunjay-Alin
Andrew-Alin
Robert-David
David-Dong
David-Preston
Preston-Dong

Rohan-Preston

=] there we go.

It's all very complicated. *nods*

Haha I know how all thes stories starteddd

It was

Me and Angela haha. Passing notes =D making up stories. We're so very cool. 'cept Angela's not in any pairings 'cuz she wanted to be the old grandmother who watched over everything =P

[BONNIE IS A MAN. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE haha]

And ha. My story is better that yours 'cuz I have PICTURES.

Anyway. Back in the large ice castle of Mousieland.

PROLOGUE!/INTRO!/BACKGROUNDTHINGY.

King Bonnysseus had been a young and handsome king in her native land of Pan-istan. His mother was alive, after Bonnysseus' father had been killed in a tragic war with the tLojans. Pan-istan and tLoy were constantly feuding, but Bonnysseus was tired of the war. When he refused to marry Emilybeth to ally Pan-istan with another country, his mother, who secretly controlled King Bonnysseus against his will, banished poor Bonnysseus. And thus, Bonnysseus became a traveling singer and dancer, eventually ending up as a peasant in Mousieland. And because of Queen Venny's marvelous generosity [except with her ice cream], Bonnysseus was taken into the castle, and humbled as they took away his name suffix. He was now just Bonnie. And worked with the only other maid, Anita, cleaning the kitchens, bathrooms, and bedrooms in Queen Venny's ice palace. Little did Bonnie know that Anita was, in fact, a daughter of a survivor of the tLojan war...

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After Duke Larry and Baron Ajay had retreated to a different room, quarreling fiercely about a donut with rainbow sprinkles on it, the two servants stood, rooted to the spot. Had they been--SEEN? Would they be punished? Stealing sweets was, after all, the most horrendous felony that could be committed in Mousieland. Would Duke Larry and Baron Ajay report them? How much time did they have left?

They decided not to take risks and dropped into their ninja fighting positions. Anita held a large, hefty machine gun, while Bonnie wielded a dangerous pair of scissors.

Looking at fair Bonnie worriedly, Anita sighed, stiffened her resolve, and nodded to Bonnie. Bonnie blew a kiss at her lover, and, gripping her scissors tightly...

RAN WITH THEM.

Alarms went off all over the palace! King Teresa was pulled out of a deep slumber. Because of his immense buffness,

he had to do extremely strenuous morning exercises before he got up, aided by his laddy-in-waiting, Sir Ivy from the Knights of the Kitchen Table.

"Up, down, up, down!" Sir Ivy coached Teresa. King Teresa groaned with the effort, sweat pouring in rivulets over the pillow.

Once more, your Highness! Good! Now the other eyelid! Up, down, up down..."

This was how King Teresa woke up every day.

Once this was over, King Teresa summoned her knights. "A horrible crime has been committed!" he proclaimed. "Search the palace at once!"

The knights donned ice skates and literally tripped over themselves to follow the king's orders.

As Bonnie created a diversion by singing "I Wanna Be Bad" at the top of her lungs, Anita quickly stuffed her pockets with all the sweets on the table, while replacing them with fresh sweets from the oven. She took care to avoid the chocolate ones, taking only a few for Bonnie. Then, she fled, using her superpower of DOWNSIZE! to run through a mouse hole and into the garden.

Returning to her original size, Anita was about to store the sweets in the servants quarters when...

"Not so fast," said a girly voice from behind her, giggling slightly. Anita turned around, her lower lip quivering in fear. She unconsciously shrank to knee height at the sight of the infamous KNIGHT ROHAN from Genderconfusedland, wearing the traditional pink skirt. He smiled, showing fangs. But something else caught Anita's attention. Anita squinted. Were her eyes deceiving her, or...could it be? Knight Rohan? Taking a leisurely stroll in the garden with...Lord Alin? The mysteriously dark man with the big hat and swooshing cape, who wrote the most confusing philosophy of the era? But what of Knight Rohan's suitor Aaron, Genderconfusedland's famous opera singer--the only male soprano for miles around?

Bonnie came charging out of the castle with a mob of angry knights on his heels, his face white and his eyes wide. "Anitoi DARLING," he gasped, "They are coming for us. Save yourself!"

Knight Rohan and Lord Alin watched in awed amusement as the King Teresa's knights overtook the two helpless servants. The knights were quickly able to subdue Anita by popping out from dark corners to scare her senseless, and finishing with a few pokes, but Bonnie was less spazzy. She used her amazing ninja skills to dispatch many a knight! Kicking, whirling, and punching, she was finally defeated when Lady Helen arrived and attacked Bonnie.

King Teresa thanked Lady Helen for her unexpected services to the court, and marched the two servants off to the dungeon.

Anita and Bonnie sat desolately in a corner of the palace dungeon. They heard snippets of the knights' conversations, something about a recently captured delusional prisoner in there with them? They sat close together, fearing the worst.

Suddenly, out of the opposite corner of the dungeons, something moved. An Indian drumbeat began, and a voice began to chant the most famous epic poem in the history of Mousieland. "Lin, she lived in a bin, made of tin, with who? Ah, Eric Sun..."

Anita and Bonnie looked at each other in horror.

They were confined to the same dungeon with none other than CURREN THE TRAVELING BARD.

Was this to be their end?

[ToBeContinuedddd

But you can continue the other side of the story. Duke Larry needs to find Baron Ajay.]