Michael is an April fool.

Do you seek Amy? Found her already.

Name: Michael/Master/Lord/Dude/Dookiemaster
Location: In a chair at Microsoft, with all the Chinese and Indian people
Gender: MALE
Shoe Size: A bajillion (you know what they say about guys with big feet right? BIG SHOES!)
Height: Tall-ish
Weight: I'm a fattie, but I don't weigh a lot.
Favourite Restaurant: Favorite restaurant...nonono that's me thinking! Backspace backspace backspace NO Backspace!!!
What do I say if I want you to delete something? NO.
*giggle* That's hard. No, Nooooo! *giggle*
Ahhh, what? Uhhhh...no! *giggle* Por que no? That's correct. MM.
My favorite restaurant is...I dunno, I kinda just like everything. I don't play favorites with restaurants.
Colour of Current Clothes: Green and blue. My two faves.
Spring Sport: Soccer dude. Soccer is the shiz. I like soccer. Because it is the shit. Hey! Shizz. No I don't cuss. No but I didn't even say shiizle. No! But I don't cuss, so I feel bad about saying it, even though I'm not really saying it.
Chris! Suh-ay. Okay uh go down.
So, how are the kids? Knew you were gonna do that. The kids are cool, spelled k-e-w-l. I knew you were gonna do that too. Life is good.
Nothing? Okay! Think.
But what if I start talking to myself. Are you gonna record my conversation with myself? Man it already looks like that!
My name a Borat! I like-ah you, do you like-ah me? Aw no answer. But I didn't say aw. I just said no answer. Um.
I already said the kids are cool. No, no I have more to say though.
Um. Hubujigabuh.
The kids are enjoying guitar class right now. Ring ring! But I said ruh-ring.
So the kids are enjoying guitar. And...and...Michael um, he uh, wants uh, to learn Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple. Because the chords are amazing. But I need to talk more about the song. I am buh? No! I didn't say that. Oh okay then.
Ohhh...MMM MMM. That doesn't look very much like choking. This is the most awkward blog post I've ever made. We should do this more often.
Um...how does that song go? *slaps butt* Those were my...cheeks. Hey!!! You can't bend my words! What is this?
I need to go on Youtube for a second. And you can type that. This is it.
So as I was saying, the opening chord intro thing fo the song is amazing. Because it sounds like DUN DUN DUN...DUN DUN DUH NUH....DUH DUH DUH...DUH DUN...That's ok. So even if I can't learn the whole song, I want to learn at least that part.
And the next thing, which is even bigger, is that Michael got his nails painted. WHAT?!?! Got his nails painted a beautiful shade of...what color is this? What the heck? Mulberry. I mean, Michael got his nails painted a beautiful shade of mulberry. VERY NICE. *snicker* Very you nice? MMM. I don't know are we? I usually don't have a closing statement.