April Soundoff

As Amanders so kindly pointed out, it's halfway through the month...and we still don't have a soundoff! I'm afraid our blog is dying. Or maybe Anita and Bonnie are just gone for the month XD
Anywhoo, I made a soundoff. (:

Name~
Location~
Gender~
Shoe Size~ (feeling random ;D)
Height~ (.__.)
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.)
Favourite Restaurant~ (contributes to above)
Colour of Current Clothes~
Spring Sport~ (It doesn't reallyyyy have to be a sport...my sport would probably be slacking off ;__;)
So, how are the kids?~


Is lame. .__. Okiedokies, time for me to answer it x3

Name~ ThErEsA. (:
Location~ At HoMe.
Gender~ FeMaLe.
Shoe Size~ You know, I could never figure this one out. My sneakers are size 7.5, my spikes are 7s, and my converse are 5.5. /frowns/
Height~ 5'6" now!
Weight~ Fatter than you +__+
Favourite Restaurant~ Um...I don't really know. CPK is a really good one...there's this asian-food one called lao3 shi4 chuan (sp?)...-mumbles- I like food. 8D
Colour of Current Clothes~ Orange (Relay shirt...btw, you guys doing that? Signups coming up fast.), Hot Pink (Izza skirt.), Black (Socks. XD)
Spring Sport~ Slacking off. (And Track/Field...but that's not nearly as impressive. .__. I hurdle/sprint. n.n)
So, how are the kids?~ Insane! Wah, the older kid's grades are dying /sniff/ T__T I think it's got to do with her totally failed only math test (16/25) and above-par (I couldn't figure this out. In golf, lower numbers are better...so sub-par should be like, excellent! /frowns/) English in-class essay (I got a B-. T__T Though it really was crap...hrm.) Otherwise, she's okay. Though I think she might be smoking pot or something in her free time--she's being such a strange kid. The littler one...eh, I won't even try. He's a failure at life, honestly. Jeez. His source of all knowledge is Captain Underpants. Yes, really. This is the future generation...aren't you proud?

Omg! So we got to look at a blob of tummy fat with a belly button piercing and flobby butt cheeks at the Internation Assembly for school yesterday. She was a 'Brazilian dance teacher' who is reknowned for teacher people all over the northwest.
To be quite honest? Her outfit might have fit on a Vegas show, but she looked like a stripper or a too-old, slightly-chubby prostitute. XD It was essentially a really skimpy bikini top with a thong...all in bright shades of pink.
Ah, and we can't forget the glitter and beads, can we? Her whole outfit was made of beads. (They kept falling off while she was seizure-ing for three minutes, in the disguise of crimping. The janitor had to clean them before the next act.)
Oh yeah--she was wearing a purple feather-thing on her head, and white ostrich-feather-like-thingies on her back that she kept flapping back and forth. I don't know exactly what she was going for...
And the idea behind wear-very-little-to-get-guys'-attention was excellently presented, as during the applause, about 2/3 of the guys stood up. X__x