The Goose has dropped the Egg no more than the Snowman has lost his Corn-Cob-Pipe. The most important and profound question that is relevant to this situation is, Why was the Goose carrying her Egg? Why, indeed! She was carrying her Egg for the same reason the Slobbering Guinea Pig had stolen the Rabbit's Mattress from under Rabbit's nose. How, then, did the Slobbering Guinea Pig perform this felony? By the same means that the Spiky Elephant was able to embezzle from and bamboozle the hapless No-horn Unicorn! The logical follow-up is, Why is this No-horn Unicorn called a Unicorn? Should not Uni-corn mean "one corn"? Do Unicorns have corns? No more than turtles have lima beans, or arctic foxes have lychee. So this answers the question, "Has the Goose dropped the Egg?" Just as many Chickens before have risked their lives to journey across the busy Streets and Playgrounds, just as Monkeys have been Uncles to so many hooligans, just as Bugs have been Snug in Rugs ever since the Double-Dared Dog has Barked up the Wrong Tree, the question has been thoroughly and clearly answered. But only the true sages, ones who understand why the Ants suddenly marched into One's Trousers, or why the Hunter caught the Tiger by the Toe, will truly understand this brilliant logic. This has been a service of Anita the Wise. How did she get so wise? Only the Penguin who is Friends with the Double-Chinned Pelican may be able to enlighten you on that.
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I shall answer your question with a question, has the lizard lost its tail?
What goose?
The Graceful Bumblebee explores the land of It's Forefathers.
The prowling fox ...takes a dookie.
The Curious Cat stays Above the Influence.
The gaseous boy says "safety."
The Babbling Babboons bicker beneath the Blue Blossom.
HAHA I just saw the news.
The Beleaguered Bush is beaten by the Blunt Boot.
Change your chopsticks at Ching Chong's Chinese Chowder Chain.
Has the Goose dropped the Egg?
The Goose has dropped the Egg no more than the Snowman has lost his Corn-Cob-Pipe. The most important and profound question that is relevant to this situation is, Why was the Goose carrying her Egg? Why, indeed! She was carrying her Egg for the same reason the Slobbering Guinea Pig had stolen the Rabbit's Mattress from under Rabbit's nose.
How, then, did the Slobbering Guinea Pig perform this felony? By the same means that the Spiky Elephant was able to embezzle from and bamboozle the hapless No-horn Unicorn!
The logical follow-up is, Why is this No-horn Unicorn called a Unicorn? Should not Uni-corn mean "one corn"? Do Unicorns have corns? No more than turtles have lima beans, or arctic foxes have lychee.
So this answers the question, "Has the Goose dropped the Egg?" Just as many Chickens before have risked their lives to journey across the busy Streets and Playgrounds, just as Monkeys have been Uncles to so many hooligans, just as Bugs have been Snug in Rugs ever since the Double-Dared Dog has Barked up the Wrong Tree, the question has been thoroughly and clearly answered.
But only the true sages, ones who understand why the Ants suddenly marched into One's Trousers, or why the Hunter caught the Tiger by the Toe, will truly understand this brilliant logic.
This has been a service of Anita the Wise. How did she get so wise? Only the Penguin who is Friends with the Double-Chinned Pelican may be able to enlighten you on that.
But why was there an egg when the seal could have eaten the flying fish?
The Beleaguered Bush is beaten by the Blunt Boot.
NUH UH
The Beleagured Bush beats being beatened by the Blunt Boot
cuz he has mad reflexes like that =P
Yup!
...scrambled or hardboiled?
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Theresa Trapped Teh Tanimals Tand Tate Them. o__O;
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