December Soundoff--Theresa

Yes, break is over.
Dude! First soundoff ('cept Ani, of course) unless somebody finishes before me.
-twitches-
Right.
Anyways...

Name: Theresa. :)
Location: Home.
Favorite Winter Song: Jingle Bells (fsho, man.)
Over Break: I'm going to California for the whole 2 weeks to visit my cousins and go skiing, hopefully. Tahoe on XMas day! (Only day left with room x.x;)
Christmas List: I actually really want a pair of boots. I'm going to try and pull the 'Christmas gift!' thing on my parents, and hope one of them agrees to pay for the $130 boots ;P
How Are The Kids?: I really don't like this question, because it's a question mark then a colon, and it's ugly. ... Right. Anyways, the kids are fine. Theresa's suffering from growing pains (I mean like, what the heck? Where is this coming from?) but is otherwise happier (er!) than a clam. What now. She just got her hair cut (finally) too, so she's a bit high. Not that it looks good any more, now that she washed it. How lame. She has evil (well, not really) plans to write a hugee list of resolutions this year, and not go through with any. That iss the point of resolutions, isn't it?
She also knows that it isn't politically correct to color her post in alternating red and green, but doesn't care because the colors look pretty together. What is hannakah (okay, she sucks at spelling) colored, anyways? Holidays, she thinks, must be shades of blue. She doesn't know why. But that's like, Interlake colored. And she's not Interlake-oriented. So she can't do that. Maybe if she throws in a dash of neon orange it will throw them off. Perhaps.
Not quite neon, but I'm sure this will do. Anita's gingerbread house idea sounds amazing...Theresa's cousins probably won't like it. They're meaniebutts who play Halo 3 all day long and laugh at her and crack perverted jokes about the randomest things. Oh well, she loves them anyways. Kind of.
Winter speaks of candy canes (which Theresa doesn't actually like that much, except sharpening them into points is kind of fun), ice skating, skiing (of course, and snowboarding is not a part of winter because it's evil D<), hot chocolate, cinnamon, twinkling and colorful lights, and the scent of freshly chopped trees. You see, Christians are truly the source of global warming because their vicious tree-chopping is causing deforestation and an increase in the amount of carbon dioxide in the air blahblahblah...
Huh, never thought about it that way before. That's a good point. The moral of the story is to buy synthetic, plastic trees, and tree-scented perfume to pull off the beauty of a real tree, without any of the planet-damaging effects. Beautiful plan, isn't it? And if you want it to be reallyyy realistic, buy a really cheap plastic tree so it sheds all over your carpet, just like a real one :)
Okay, Theresa is done. Happy Holidays! Well, that's actually in three weeks, but early is better than late, isn't it? Of course.
Toodles.