Lalala

This is… your future movie critic/ ruler of the moon/ ceo of giant corp/ ice cream sampler/ comic drawer/ etc etc etc.

My name is unecessary information. 

I am… in a white room with no doors and windows. Just a computer with decent connection, a giant pillow, and a giant hole in the ceiling. It’s very bright and shiny in here. I should rent out this space sometime. 

Right now, I am… not sleeping. 

I get less days of school than the rest of you. I shall wave at you all through the windows while you still have class. Haha.

The kids are annoyingly technologically inept. And so I am forced to show them how to do everything ("Yes. This thing here is called a printer. You stick in the paper like this and then you hit print. No! Don't take that literally!").  
But then, I decided that I couldn't be bothered trying to teach them anything as they won't remember anyway. 
So I gave them all some play money and told them to go buy themselves some candy. If there happens to be any reports about some kids getting themselves caught trying to buy candy with counterfeit money sometime this week, don't contact me.