Do you seek Amy? Found her already.
Name: Michael/Master/Lord/Dude/Dookiemaster
Location: In a chair at Microsoft, with all the Chinese and Indian people
Gender: MALE
Shoe Size: A bajillion (you know what they say about guys with big feet right? BIG SHOES!)
Height: Tall-ish
Weight: I'm a fattie, but I don't weigh a lot.
Favourite Restaurant: Favorite restaurant...nonono that's me thinking! Backspace backspace backspace NO Backspace!!!
What do I say if I want you to delete something? NO.
*giggle* That's hard. No, Nooooo! *giggle*
Ahhh, what? Uhhhh...no! *giggle* Por que no? That's correct. MM.
My favorite restaurant is...I dunno, I kinda just like everything. I don't play favorites with restaurants.
Colour of Current Clothes: Green and blue. My two faves.
Spring Sport: Soccer dude. Soccer is the shiz. I like soccer. Because it is the shit. Hey! Shizz. No I don't cuss. No but I didn't even say shiizle. No! But I don't cuss, so I feel bad about saying it, even though I'm not really saying it.
Chris! Suh-ay. Okay uh go down.
So, how are the kids? Knew you were gonna do that. The kids are cool, spelled k-e-w-l. I knew you were gonna do that too. Life is good.
Nothing? Okay! Think.
But what if I start talking to myself. Are you gonna record my conversation with myself? Man it already looks like that!
My name a Borat! I like-ah you, do you like-ah me? Aw no answer. But I didn't say aw. I just said no answer. Um.
I already said the kids are cool. No, no I have more to say though.
Um. Hubujigabuh.
The kids are enjoying guitar class right now. Ring ring! But I said ruh-ring.
So the kids are enjoying guitar. And...and...Michael um, he uh, wants uh, to learn Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple. Because the chords are amazing. But I need to talk more about the song. I am buh? No! I didn't say that. Oh okay then.
Ohhh...MMM MMM. That doesn't look very much like choking. This is the most awkward blog post I've ever made. We should do this more often.
Um...how does that song go? *slaps butt* Those were my...cheeks. Hey!!! You can't bend my words! What is this?
I need to go on Youtube for a second. And you can type that. This is it.
So as I was saying, the opening chord intro thing fo the song is amazing. Because it sounds like DUN DUN DUN...DUN DUN DUH NUH....DUH DUH DUH...DUH DUN...That's ok. So even if I can't learn the whole song, I want to learn at least that part.
And the next thing, which is even bigger, is that Michael got his nails painted. WHAT?!?! Got his nails painted a beautiful shade of...what color is this? What the heck? Mulberry. I mean, Michael got his nails painted a beautiful shade of mulberry. VERY NICE. *snicker* Very you nice? MMM. I don't know are we? I usually don't have a closing statement.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Dennis- April soundoff
Do you seek Amy?
Naw, she wasn't worth seeking. Too drugged up and hyped up.
Name~Dennis (notcake)
Location~Home
Gender~errr, Im feeling male today
Shoe Size~ I forget lol.
Height~ 5' 9"? i think
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.) its somewhere inbetween 130 and 140 lol It changes everyday =P
Favourite Restaurant~ Anywhere but bamboo garden
Colour of Current Clothes~brown, blue
Spring Sport~ none, but if i were to do one itd be track, even if i realllly suck at running.
So, how are the kids?~ good, good. Haven't posted on the blog in a while. They're really *cramming* for AP tests COUGHCOUGH. lol my mom wants me to study in my free time, but that's not really like me. WASL week is over, now they actually have to do homework, its sad. Uhhh can't wait for Dallas. World competition for VEX robotics. Its cool. I get to miss 3 days of school and ill be gone for like 4 or 5 I think.
Naw, she wasn't worth seeking. Too drugged up and hyped up.
Name~Dennis (notcake)
Location~Home
Gender~errr, Im feeling male today
Shoe Size~ I forget lol.
Height~ 5' 9"? i think
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.) its somewhere inbetween 130 and 140 lol It changes everyday =P
Favourite Restaurant~ Anywhere but bamboo garden
Colour of Current Clothes~brown, blue
Spring Sport~ none, but if i were to do one itd be track, even if i realllly suck at running.
So, how are the kids?~ good, good. Haven't posted on the blog in a while. They're really *cramming* for AP tests COUGHCOUGH. lol my mom wants me to study in my free time, but that's not really like me. WASL week is over, now they actually have to do homework, its sad. Uhhh can't wait for Dallas. World competition for VEX robotics. Its cool. I get to miss 3 days of school and ill be gone for like 4 or 5 I think.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
'Cuz that's how we [Cinnamo]roll.
Name~ Mango Pudding. Also DIM SUM PENGUIN. But that comes after.
Location~ The remains of your brains. I am a figment. Of your imagination? I should hope not. That would be extremely depressing. I would much rather be a figment of my own imagination. Though how would that work? *deep philosophical stance* *grows beard* *strokes*
Gender~ Why on EARTH would you question THAT? *shiftyeyes*
Shoe Size~ Okay so I have a pair of Nikes that says 4, and then I have a pair of sandals that say 3, and then I have dress shoes and are ackshually my mom's but I wear them for orchestra concerts and they say 5. This leads me to conclude that my average shoe size is 5+4+3 divided by 3 = 4. How very pointless. My Nikes were correct.
Height~ TALLER THAN ... *looksaround* HIM. *points in random direction* When everyone looks that way, I will hide under a stone and plot to shave a few cm off Bonnie's height.
Weight~ Okay we were experimenting with this in the weight room. I weigh between 110-100 pounds because if I sit on the arm of this one weight machine it'll go down at 100, and it won't go down starting at 110 so I'm assuming it's somewhere between there. I'M SO GENIUS. Our scale is broken. *sobs*
Favourite Restaurant~ haha. (contributes to above) I would like to say THE WARM BEACH CAFETERIA but that doesna count as a restaurant. I also very much liked the restaurant on the Alaska cruise but that doesn't really count since it's moving on water. I like ICE CREAM. Does that help? at all?
Colour of Current Clothes~ PENGUIN PAHJAHMMERS. blue? with blue+white penguins on them. and also ... blue.
Spring Sport~ SLEEP MARATHONS. Oh, they are intense. If only I got more practice... *sobs* Also track but that doesn't even count does it? Nothing compared to SLEEP MARATHONS. YAY!!!!!!!!! *keelsover*
So, how are the kids?~
Okay so the oldest one would like to remind you all that GOM GOM GOM WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH FRESHIE YEAR AND WE'RE NTO DEAD GOM GOM but AP WORLD TEST GOM GOM GOM. Also she's started to act really hyper and stuff and made up a new word to say OMG! Except it says GOM because it's so much easier to say in normal conversation! GOM. This is brilliant.
The second oldest ran up and down 3 flights of stairs for 45 minutes with a 5 minute break in between after running about 2 miles and then afterwards they did ankle weights + core. She is quite tired but SHE GOT HOME AND HAD SODA GOM GOM GOM. It was ahhhmazing. She hasnot had soda for longer than she can remember *floats on soda bubble high*
Also the youngest would like to eat ice cream or drink soda and also she is not getting enough sleep. Also she thinks she is too obsessive about Preston but the older
Also all of the girls would like to inform you that they drove the boys into hiding because recently the girls have been so high that the boys have quietly slipped away to avoid being mobbed by girly thoughts such as GOM! THAT SHIRT IS SO...HOLD UP. THIS SHINY REQUIRES FULL ATTENSHUNS.
Do you seek Amy? Dude. I couldn't figure that song out for so long. And then Bonnie informed me. I was absolutely shocked.
This is a sad and shocking world.
GOM stands for Guzzling Orange Mangoes. Just so you know.
Location~ The remains of your brains. I am a figment. Of your imagination? I should hope not. That would be extremely depressing. I would much rather be a figment of my own imagination. Though how would that work? *deep philosophical stance* *grows beard* *strokes*
Gender~ Why on EARTH would you question THAT? *shiftyeyes*
Shoe Size~ Okay so I have a pair of Nikes that says 4, and then I have a pair of sandals that say 3, and then I have dress shoes and are ackshually my mom's but I wear them for orchestra concerts and they say 5. This leads me to conclude that my average shoe size is 5+4+3 divided by 3 = 4. How very pointless. My Nikes were correct.
Height~ TALLER THAN ... *looksaround* HIM. *points in random direction* When everyone looks that way, I will hide under a stone and plot to shave a few cm off Bonnie's height.
Weight~ Okay we were experimenting with this in the weight room. I weigh between 110-100 pounds because if I sit on the arm of this one weight machine it'll go down at 100, and it won't go down starting at 110 so I'm assuming it's somewhere between there. I'M SO GENIUS. Our scale is broken. *sobs*
Favourite Restaurant~ haha. (contributes to above) I would like to say THE WARM BEACH CAFETERIA but that doesna count as a restaurant. I also very much liked the restaurant on the Alaska cruise but that doesn't really count since it's moving on water. I like ICE CREAM. Does that help? at all?
Colour of Current Clothes~ PENGUIN PAHJAHMMERS. blue? with blue+white penguins on them. and also ... blue.
Spring Sport~ SLEEP MARATHONS. Oh, they are intense. If only I got more practice... *sobs* Also track but that doesn't even count does it? Nothing compared to SLEEP MARATHONS. YAY!!!!!!!!! *keelsover*
So, how are the kids?~
Okay so the oldest one would like to remind you all that GOM GOM GOM WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH FRESHIE YEAR AND WE'RE NTO DEAD GOM GOM but AP WORLD TEST GOM GOM GOM. Also she's started to act really hyper and stuff and made up a new word to say OMG! Except it says GOM because it's so much easier to say in normal conversation! GOM. This is brilliant.
The second oldest ran up and down 3 flights of stairs for 45 minutes with a 5 minute break in between after running about 2 miles and then afterwards they did ankle weights + core. She is quite tired but SHE GOT HOME AND HAD SODA GOM GOM GOM. It was ahhhmazing. She hasnot had soda for longer than she can remember *floats on soda bubble high*
Also the youngest would like to eat ice cream or drink soda and also she is not getting enough sleep. Also she thinks she is too obsessive about Preston but the older
Also all of the girls would like to inform you that they drove the boys into hiding because recently the girls have been so high that the boys have quietly slipped away to avoid being mobbed by girly thoughts such as GOM! THAT SHIRT IS SO...HOLD UP. THIS SHINY REQUIRES FULL ATTENSHUNS.
Do you seek Amy? Dude. I couldn't figure that song out for so long. And then Bonnie informed me. I was absolutely shocked.
This is a sad and shocking world.
GOM stands for Guzzling Orange Mangoes. Just so you know.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Name~ Larry
Location~ Room
Gender~ Male
Shoe Size~ 10-11 but growing o____o
Height~ 5'3" >___<
Weight~ 106.9 warm ^^
Favourite Restaurant~ Phuket--pronounced foo-kay...some thai thing
Colour of Current Clothes~ Green and blue and white o____o
Spring Sport~ Badminton? :D a bunch of guys always show up for girls' badminton
So, how are the kids?~
hrm. well the older talked to some upperclassmen he knew. actually just one. apparently he is extremely smart with computers and all; in fact he claimed he assembled a computer when he was in 3rd grade. wow.
at any rate, my son got passed all the firewalls on his computer and is now able to access all the random sites he wants.
as for the younger one, he has fallen in love with shopping and the metro. i took a look at his backpack and found a bunch of candy and cookies and all that good stuff. it's a good thing he's asian enough to find the stuff that's on sale and visit various stores for the cheapest prices, especially in this falling economy. .___."
Location~ Room
Gender~ Male
Shoe Size~ 10-11 but growing o____o
Height~ 5'3" >___<
Weight~ 106.9 warm ^^
Favourite Restaurant~ Phuket--pronounced foo-kay...some thai thing
Colour of Current Clothes~ Green and blue and white o____o
Spring Sport~ Badminton? :D a bunch of guys always show up for girls' badminton
So, how are the kids?~
hrm. well the older talked to some upperclassmen he knew. actually just one. apparently he is extremely smart with computers and all; in fact he claimed he assembled a computer when he was in 3rd grade. wow.
at any rate, my son got passed all the firewalls on his computer and is now able to access all the random sites he wants.
as for the younger one, he has fallen in love with shopping and the metro. i took a look at his backpack and found a bunch of candy and cookies and all that good stuff. it's a good thing he's asian enough to find the stuff that's on sale and visit various stores for the cheapest prices, especially in this falling economy. .___."
yes!
Do you seek Amy?
^i searched everywhere, but i couldnt find her. we eventually saw her on the news; evidently she was taken aboard on a pirate boat and dropped off in the middle of an island in the middle of the atlantic, the worst ocean, but was then spotted by a paparazzi camera in a helicopter that happened to fly over, but as the heli landed the island disappeared (lost? XD) and they never saw Amy again. However, a certain singer who goes by the name of britney spears is said to resemble her closely, so ima go hunt her down and assassinate her for ditching me. how dare she! *throws old cucumber*
^i searched everywhere, but i couldnt find her. we eventually saw her on the news; evidently she was taken aboard on a pirate boat and dropped off in the middle of an island in the middle of the atlantic, the worst ocean, but was then spotted by a paparazzi camera in a helicopter that happened to fly over, but as the heli landed the island disappeared (lost? XD) and they never saw Amy again. However, a certain singer who goes by the name of britney spears is said to resemble her closely, so ima go hunt her down and assassinate her for ditching me. how dare she! *throws old cucumber*
Phoosh
Name: Bunny
Location: Little house with a computer.
Gender: Female
Shoe Size: 7? 8?
Height: Around 5'5"
Weight: Around 100 lbs
Favourite Restaurant: Bunny will just go with Tokyo. They have good sushi.
Colour of Current Clothes: Dark blue. Light blue. Lighter blue. Purple. Black.
Spring Sport: Internet surfing.
So, how are the kids? Meh.
Location: Little house with a computer.
Gender: Female
Shoe Size: 7? 8?
Height: Around 5'5"
Weight: Around 100 lbs
Favourite Restaurant: Bunny will just go with Tokyo. They have good sushi.
Colour of Current Clothes: Dark blue. Light blue. Lighter blue. Purple. Black.
Spring Sport: Internet surfing.
So, how are the kids? Meh.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
oh how i wish i went to shinhwa high. lol.
Name~ XiaoLongBaoLocation~ HeeHee Land
Gender~ Unspecified.
Shoe Size~ Um. Like a 5?
Shoe Size~ Um. Like a 5?
Height~ Haha Theresa, this is more cruel than the next question.
Weight~ Lykeeee....90ish pounds? *Runs upstairs to check* Well myyy balance says exactly 90 pounds, but I'm hesitant to take its word for it.
Favourite Restaurant~ Right at home :)
Colour of Current Clothes~ Pink and black (it's not as intense as it sounds: Pink pjs and my Robotics shirt.)
Spring Sport~ Studying for APs....
So, how are the kids?~ Say my kid's name is Sally. I will prove, using the Direct Proof Method, that if APs are in a month, then Sally is sad.
Tests make students sad. Advanced Placement tests are tests. Therefore Advanced Placement tests make students sad.
Sally is a student. Therefore Advanced Placement tests make Sally sad, whether they are in a month or in a year. (The application of being sad-making is unconditional, so Advanced Placement tests will always make students like Sally sad.) Therefore, if AP tests are in a month, then Sally is sad.
Sally is sad. The sadness is infectious. Hence, my kids are sad. All of them. Boo hoo.
Sally is sad. The sadness is infectious. Hence, my kids are sad. All of them. Boo hoo.
APOLOGY and THANKULATION
(Well I didn't want to say Apology and Thanksgiving, hmm?)
APOLOGY on behalf of Anita and myself for not doing the soundoff.
THANKULATION to Theresa, who wrote the soundoff as I and Anita were MIA.
APOLOGY on behalf of Anita and myself for not doing the soundoff.
THANKULATION to Theresa, who wrote the soundoff as I and Anita were MIA.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
well then april soundoff, i spose.
wheehehehehe.
Name~ Amanders
Location~ Sleeping on the bed.
Gender~ It.
Shoe Size~ Usually around 4.5. *fails* i can never buy really awesome running shoes cuz they only sell them in 5 or 6 and above. it makes me mad. >:[
Height~ 5 ft 2.5 in. *falls over and forces self to grow* that didnt make sense
Weight~ 100 lb, approx.
Favourite Restaurant~ i dont eat out much.... but FRANCE is teh best. FAUCHON!!!! *falls over at prices*
Colour of Current Clothes~ black (big climb tshirt. im in my pjs, everyone). and grey capris.
Spring Sport~ OMG TRACK STARTS SOON IM SO EXCITING OMGOMGOMG! and badminton as always.
So, how are the kids?~ this kid is really overloaded. we had a test about a week ago, i think two now, but we have another test on wednesday. i am not even remotely prepared. i am going to suffer and fail.
math is going well though, im getting As on all my tests, finally! but i still have an 87%, hopefully will go up to an A after she enters in the test we just took. which was very happy, cuz i got EVERYTHING! even the really hard one that a lot of people got confused on. i dont wanna gloat, but i feel smart for once in my life.
i keep getting sleepy, especially this week. i wanted to sleep until the next day the moment i got home from school. it's not very helpful when i need to read that stupid book. >___>
i wanna go back to france. *sob*
parks and rec=loool. tom is awesomesauce.
wasl is so stupid, especially the science one. this kid as well as the other multiple kids at school feels like its a waste of time.
the kids want summer to come, but doesnt want to go to high school. one more freaking quarter, seriously.... i feel like i just joined mr black's class, while i felt like i had been in ms b's class for way too long. i guess that's what comes with being in her class for all three years -.-'' but HIGH SCHOOL, SERIOUSLY? *headwall* D:
the kids are going to TAIWAN!!!!! *runs in circles*
I CANNOT WAIT.
FINALLY!! AFTER... what is it, 6 or 7 years?!
yaaaay. this is why im looking forward to summer
this kid is writing too much. seal out!
with my freeze ray i will stop the world....
~dr horrible
Name~ Amanders
Location~ Sleeping on the bed.
Gender~ It.
Shoe Size~ Usually around 4.5. *fails* i can never buy really awesome running shoes cuz they only sell them in 5 or 6 and above. it makes me mad. >:[
Height~ 5 ft 2.5 in. *falls over and forces self to grow* that didnt make sense
Weight~ 100 lb, approx.
Favourite Restaurant~ i dont eat out much.... but FRANCE is teh best. FAUCHON!!!! *falls over at prices*
Colour of Current Clothes~ black (big climb tshirt. im in my pjs, everyone). and grey capris.
Spring Sport~ OMG TRACK STARTS SOON IM SO EXCITING OMGOMGOMG! and badminton as always.
So, how are the kids?~ this kid is really overloaded. we had a test about a week ago, i think two now, but we have another test on wednesday. i am not even remotely prepared. i am going to suffer and fail.
math is going well though, im getting As on all my tests, finally! but i still have an 87%, hopefully will go up to an A after she enters in the test we just took. which was very happy, cuz i got EVERYTHING! even the really hard one that a lot of people got confused on. i dont wanna gloat, but i feel smart for once in my life.
i keep getting sleepy, especially this week. i wanted to sleep until the next day the moment i got home from school. it's not very helpful when i need to read that stupid book. >___>
i wanna go back to france. *sob*
parks and rec=loool. tom is awesomesauce.
wasl is so stupid, especially the science one. this kid as well as the other multiple kids at school feels like its a waste of time.
the kids want summer to come, but doesnt want to go to high school. one more freaking quarter, seriously.... i feel like i just joined mr black's class, while i felt like i had been in ms b's class for way too long. i guess that's what comes with being in her class for all three years -.-'' but HIGH SCHOOL, SERIOUSLY? *headwall* D:
the kids are going to TAIWAN!!!!! *runs in circles*
I CANNOT WAIT.
FINALLY!! AFTER... what is it, 6 or 7 years?!
yaaaay. this is why im looking forward to summer
this kid is writing too much. seal out!
with my freeze ray i will stop the world....
~dr horrible
April Soundoff
As Amanders so kindly pointed out, it's halfway through the month...and we still don't have a soundoff! I'm afraid our blog is dying. Or maybe Anita and Bonnie are just gone for the month XD
Anywhoo, I made a soundoff. (:
Name~
Location~
Gender~
Shoe Size~ (feeling random ;D)
Height~ (.__.)
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.)
Favourite Restaurant~ (contributes to above)
Colour of Current Clothes~
Spring Sport~ (It doesn't reallyyyy have to be a sport...my sport would probably be slacking off ;__;)
So, how are the kids?~
Is lame. .__. Okiedokies, time for me to answer it x3
Name~ ThErEsA. (:
Location~ At HoMe.
Gender~ FeMaLe.
Shoe Size~ You know, I could never figure this one out. My sneakers are size 7.5, my spikes are 7s, and my converse are 5.5. /frowns/
Height~ 5'6" now!
Weight~ Fatter than you +__+
Favourite Restaurant~ Um...I don't really know. CPK is a really good one...there's this asian-food one called lao3 shi4 chuan (sp?)...-mumbles- I like food. 8D
Colour of Current Clothes~ Orange (Relay shirt...btw, you guys doing that? Signups coming up fast.), Hot Pink (Izza skirt.), Black (Socks. XD)
Spring Sport~ Slacking off. (And Track/Field...but that's not nearly as impressive. .__. I hurdle/sprint. n.n)
So, how are the kids?~ Insane! Wah, the older kid's grades are dying /sniff/ T__T I think it's got to do with her totally failed only math test (16/25) and above-par (I couldn't figure this out. In golf, lower numbers are better...so sub-par should be like, excellent! /frowns/) English in-class essay (I got a B-. T__T Though it really was crap...hrm.) Otherwise, she's okay. Though I think she might be smoking pot or something in her free time--she's being such a strange kid. The littler one...eh, I won't even try. He's a failure at life, honestly. Jeez. His source of all knowledge is Captain Underpants. Yes, really. This is the future generation...aren't you proud?
Omg! So we got to look at a blob of tummy fat with a belly button piercing and flobby butt cheeks at the Internation Assembly for school yesterday. She was a 'Brazilian dance teacher' who is reknowned for teacher people all over the northwest.
To be quite honest? Her outfit might have fit on a Vegas show, but she looked like a stripper or a too-old, slightly-chubby prostitute. XD It was essentially a really skimpy bikini top with a thong...all in bright shades of pink.
Ah, and we can't forget the glitter and beads, can we? Her whole outfit was made of beads. (They kept falling off while she was seizure-ing for three minutes, in the disguise of crimping. The janitor had to clean them before the next act.)
Oh yeah--she was wearing a purple feather-thing on her head, and white ostrich-feather-like-thingies on her back that she kept flapping back and forth. I don't know exactly what she was going for...
And the idea behind wear-very-little-to-get-guys'-attention was excellently presented, as during the applause, about 2/3 of the guys stood up. X__x
Anywhoo, I made a soundoff. (:
Name~
Location~
Gender~
Shoe Size~ (feeling random ;D)
Height~ (.__.)
Weight~ (Hahah, this is cruel.)
Favourite Restaurant~ (contributes to above)
Colour of Current Clothes~
Spring Sport~ (It doesn't reallyyyy have to be a sport...my sport would probably be slacking off ;__;)
So, how are the kids?~
Is lame. .__. Okiedokies, time for me to answer it x3
Name~ ThErEsA. (:
Location~ At HoMe.
Gender~ FeMaLe.
Shoe Size~ You know, I could never figure this one out. My sneakers are size 7.5, my spikes are 7s, and my converse are 5.5. /frowns/
Height~ 5'6" now!
Weight~ Fatter than you +__+
Favourite Restaurant~ Um...I don't really know. CPK is a really good one...there's this asian-food one called lao3 shi4 chuan (sp?)...-mumbles- I like food. 8D
Colour of Current Clothes~ Orange (Relay shirt...btw, you guys doing that? Signups coming up fast.), Hot Pink (Izza skirt.), Black (Socks. XD)
Spring Sport~ Slacking off. (And Track/Field...but that's not nearly as impressive. .__. I hurdle/sprint. n.n)
So, how are the kids?~ Insane! Wah, the older kid's grades are dying /sniff/ T__T I think it's got to do with her totally failed only math test (16/25) and above-par (I couldn't figure this out. In golf, lower numbers are better...so sub-par should be like, excellent! /frowns/) English in-class essay (I got a B-. T__T Though it really was crap...hrm.) Otherwise, she's okay. Though I think she might be smoking pot or something in her free time--she's being such a strange kid. The littler one...eh, I won't even try. He's a failure at life, honestly. Jeez. His source of all knowledge is Captain Underpants. Yes, really. This is the future generation...aren't you proud?
Omg! So we got to look at a blob of tummy fat with a belly button piercing and flobby butt cheeks at the Internation Assembly for school yesterday. She was a 'Brazilian dance teacher' who is reknowned for teacher people all over the northwest.
To be quite honest? Her outfit might have fit on a Vegas show, but she looked like a stripper or a too-old, slightly-chubby prostitute. XD It was essentially a really skimpy bikini top with a thong...all in bright shades of pink.
Ah, and we can't forget the glitter and beads, can we? Her whole outfit was made of beads. (They kept falling off while she was seizure-ing for three minutes, in the disguise of crimping. The janitor had to clean them before the next act.)
Oh yeah--she was wearing a purple feather-thing on her head, and white ostrich-feather-like-thingies on her back that she kept flapping back and forth. I don't know exactly what she was going for...
And the idea behind wear-very-little-to-get-guys'-attention was excellently presented, as during the applause, about 2/3 of the guys stood up. X__x
Friday, April 17, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Dun dun dun.
I'm back.
Just in case you didn't know.
Also, I would like to point out that
NEWPORT/INTERLAKE [Interport? Newlake? Whateverrrrrr] COMPLETELY MUNCHED EVERYONE AT THE FPS WASHINGTON STATE BOWLLLL.
s h o u t o u t :
Peter 1st in Individual Senior division
Juli-Shanyi-Livvie-Kayla 2nd in Senior division
Preston-David-Larry-Michael 2nd in Middle Division
AAAAAND.
most importantly...
ANGELA-ANITA-BONNIE-LUCIE FIRST IN MIDDLE DIVISION!!!!!!
Yus.
*ishappy*
Preston-David-Larry-Michael (that's too long to type. Henceforth known as the D'LMP. The lump. Haha. Sorry. Kay. I'll type it out.) won first in Middle Division Skits! They were very good. Except we were better but got second. *sobs*
They got 20 points better than us on skits. [shaaaame]
I should not continue to gloat over them for winning. It is quite tempting, though.
Well still ALL INTERLAKE TEAMS MADE IT TO INTERNATIONALS
I'm super excited. 'specially about missing half a week of school WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *wins*
'cept it's gonna be reallyyyyyyy expensive X.x' *cringe*
Spring Break is too short. And too long at the same time.
Just in case you didn't know.
Also, I would like to point out that
NEWPORT/INTERLAKE [Interport? Newlake? Whateverrrrrr] COMPLETELY MUNCHED EVERYONE AT THE FPS WASHINGTON STATE BOWLLLL.
s h o u t o u t :
Peter 1st in Individual Senior division
Juli-Shanyi-Livvie-Kayla 2nd in Senior division
Preston-David-Larry-Michael 2nd in Middle Division
AAAAAND.
most importantly...
ANGELA-ANITA-BONNIE-LUCIE FIRST IN MIDDLE DIVISION!!!!!!
Yus.
*ishappy*
Preston-David-Larry-Michael (that's too long to type. Henceforth known as the D'LMP. The lump. Haha. Sorry. Kay. I'll type it out.) won first in Middle Division Skits! They were very good. Except we were better but got second. *sobs*
They got 20 points better than us on skits. [shaaaame]
I should not continue to gloat over them for winning. It is quite tempting, though.
Well still ALL INTERLAKE TEAMS MADE IT TO INTERNATIONALS
I'm super excited. 'specially about missing half a week of school WAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *wins*
'cept it's gonna be reallyyyyyyy expensive X.x' *cringe*
Spring Break is too short. And too long at the same time.
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